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BluePigeon |

Dream Pizza™ is the best in the world, is calorie free, sugar free, and has zero net carbs, but it's full of all the vitamins and essentials needed for growing up strong and healthy!
"All the Angels eat Dream Pizza™ in Heaven--now you can have it at home!"
Now enjoy Dream Pizza™---with Dream Caffein™!
Sugar free? Great! I can have pizza and not worry about my type II diabetes anymore.

watergeek |

I had a dream last night that James came over to my house (never met him in real life), the dude ate all my food, made a mess, was completely dismissive of me (but not my wife) and wouldn't play any games, Pathfinder or otherwise.
My advice to you: if you have a dream of a Paizonian man-crush, pick someone else.
Well, I have met him in real life, and I agree with you recommendation.
Although: you really can't blame the guy, I mean hey, they are under a lot of pressure, and look at the bright side: at least your wife didn't run off with him, right?
That said, if he showed up in any of my dreams, I would commit suicide within 2.172 seconds of waking up, unless, of course, the dream involved him becoming raptor bait (which he would enjoy, I think)

Bray Abbitt |
at least your wife didn't run off with him, right?
I don't remember the end so I can't say...but he had absolutely no game whatsoever. She found him pathetically amusing...of course the same applies to me and that worked in real life so....hmmmm
unless, of course, the dream involved him becoming raptor bait (which he would enjoy, I think)
I'm DEFINITELY working on that one for the next time.

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Stop telling me where my quotes come from (it makes me feel inferior)!
The only reason I know it is a law professor quoted it a lot and my formerly-English-teacher father heard me talk about it. He then told me where it came from.
What's really weird is later we got a cat named Fagan, which is very similar to Fagin... This cats a thief too...

Kobold Catgirl |

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
A paladin! Fireball!

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Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:A paladin! Fireball!Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.

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watergeek wrote:
at least your wife didn't run off with him, right?
I don't remember the end so I can't say...but he had absolutely no game whatsoever. She found him pathetically amusing...of course the same applies to me and that worked in real life so....hmmmm
watergeek wrote:I'm DEFINITELY working on that one for the next time.
unless, of course, the dream involved him becoming raptor bait (which he would enjoy, I think)
That is far from true. In the Pacific Northwest, Mr. Jacobs is known as the 'Deity of Dunk' due to his rim-rattling prowess.

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I don't remember the end so I can't say...but he had absolutely no game whatsoever. She found him pathetically amusing...
I don't know. I've heard Dr. Jacobs' pimp hand is most strong.
Most strong.
Dude broke into your house, put the moves on your lady, ate all your pizza, did it all in short shorts, and walked out unscathed? Sounds pretty pimp to me.

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:A paladin! Fireball!Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.

Kobold Catgirl |

Aberzombie wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:A paladin! Fireball!Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*
'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.
Now stop trodding on our flowerbeds!!!

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Now stop trodding on our flowerbeds!!!Aberzombie wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:A paladin! Fireball!Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*
'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.
...Crap.

BubbaBugbear |
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.
mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.

Kobold Catgirl |

Aberzombie wrote:mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.
I am not intimidated.
Mainly because I have hidden my phylactery on another thread.
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I am not intimidated.
That's OK Lizard Boy, you don't have to pretend around us. We know the TRUTH about kobolds - never be ashamed of something you can't control. Fear is just your genetic structure's way of telling you that you're not nearly as badass as your delusions make you think you are.

Kobold Catgirl |

BubbaBugbear wrote:Aberzombie wrote:mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.I am not intimidated.
Mainly because I have hidden my phylactery on another thread.
I'm sorry, I have a genetic flaw that renders me incapbable of being afraid of bugbears named 'Bubba'.
I'm really very sorry, I was born this way.