Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.
Fortunately, Heathy, that is forbidden lore. Tetr only got it by sending an army in to grab the Codex of S^^rf Forging. Still, we are able to limit it's effects so it only affects a single kobold--me. Darn my devotion to my tribe. Or, more accurately, darn my Nat 1 Will save to their Geas/Quest.
I wuv magic.
I wonder...if I can't say 'Mrfish' without becoming a smrf, can I still say the names of other Paizonians?
Aberzombie.
Thank evilness.
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.Fortunately, Heathy, that is forbidden lore. Tetr only got it by sending an army in to grab the Codex of S^^rf Forging. Still, we are able to limit it's effects so it only affects a single kobold--me. Darn my devotion to my tribe. Or, more accurately, darn my Nat 1 Will save to their Geas/Quest.
We were also able to make annoying videos of our victims.
Aberzombie.Why do you speak my name Kobold Sm^^fr?
Just testing...
Just testing...Aberzombie.Why do you speak my name Kobold Sm^^fr?
Darn it, s^^rfer is no longer safe. Tetr, when will you stop???
Huh. Tetr, this is getting creepy.
Huh. Tetr, this is getting creepy.
Pattern recognition often is, Mr. Fish
Just testing...Aberzombie.Why do you speak my name Kobold Sm^^fr?
Tetr, I now see that you are trying to drive me insane by rapidly changing what triggers the curse.
Unfortunately for you, you've forgotten that I'm mad already.FIREBALL!!! CONE OF COLD!!! SONIC RAY!!!
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Tetr, I now see that you are trying to drive me insane by rapidly changing what triggers the curse.
Unfortunately for you, you've forgotten that I'm mad already.
FIREBALL!!! CONE OF COLD!!! SONIC RAY!!!
Yap, yap, yap....Give up Kobold Smurfer. Let the Teter-induced madness take you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tetr? Didnt work...Snurrfs! Goblins on Catfood!
Wurzle! Puzzle! GlimGlam!
Gargamel ate you Jimjams!
Nakid Kobol Smuf in twubble!
Oh, dear, it's the goblin lover.
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.
And then we can turn them into gold!
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.And then we can turn them into gold!
Hey, didn't I already tell you that I was the new s^^rf hunter? Get lost!
Hey, didn't I already tell you that I was the new s^^rf hunter? Get lost!
But...but...I need money quick, evil wizards don't get a 401K!
Hey, didn't I already tell you that I was the new s^^rf hunter? Get lost!But...but...I need money quick, evil wizards don't get a 401K!
I heard Sharoth is paying a bounty on Heathy's head. And mine. But that isn't important. 'Why?', you may ask? I'll tell you:
** spoiler omitted **
Gargamel, you couldn't even kill a single s^^rf, do you think that you can kill a Lord of the Boards?
** spoiler omitted **Gargamel, you couldn't even kill a single s^^rf, do you think that you can kill a Lord of the Boards?
I think not.
** spoiler omitted **Gargamel, you couldn't even kill a single s^^rf, do you think that you can kill a Lord of the Boards?
I...uh...was biding my time, waiting for the right moment...
~wicked, toothy smile~ Oh yes! I do indeed have a bounty on Heathy and KC's head. I think that at this time it is 50,000 GPs.
50,000 each?
Yes. Luckly, my investments have paid off despite the current trouble. ~grins and winks~
Really? KC is worth that much?
Really? KC is worth that much?
Don't even think about it. I have a +1 Longsword (Incompetent-Loser-Unable-To-Kill-A-Single-S^^rf-Bane)
Really? KC is worth that much?
~shrugs~ Not really? He might, might be worth 50 copper pieces. However, my sanity is worth the 50,000 gps. His constant yapping is getting on my nerves.
Don't even think about it. I have a +1 Longsword (Incompetent-Loser-Unable-To-Kill-A-Single-S^^rf-Bane)Really? KC is worth that much?
That little thing you're carrying? It's probably one of those plastic cocktail swords.
That little thing you're carrying? It's probably one of those plastic cocktail swords.Don't even think about it. I have a +1 Longsword (Incompetent-Loser-Unable-To-Kill-A-Single-S^^rf-Bane)Really? KC is worth that much?
*Stab*
See? It broke in half, didn't even get through my shirt!
Now face the fury of Azrael as I unleash him upon you!
Azrael is a little kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty kitty!"
"Meow?"
"Does kitty want some milk?"
"Meow?"
See? It broke in half, didn't even get through my shirt!
It did not.
Oops, forgot to end the illusion of grandeur.
Azrael is a little kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty kitty!"
"Meow?"
"Does kitty want some milk?"
"Meow?"
Stop that!
Kitty lapped up the whole bowl! Yes he did!
*Continues fattening up lunch*