
Ragadolf |

Yes, I'll toss my hat in the 'Enjoyed the Van Helsing' movie ring.
I'm gonna argue that it was one of the greatest ever made or anything, but it was (IMHO) a thoroughly fun romp, with just enough twists on all the old classic horror monsters to make it new-ish.
You gotta love the 'steampunk' tools of the trade though! I mean c'mon, who doesn't want a revolver/repeating crossbow, or hand-saws, or sunlight bomb?!? ;P
Sorry PAtrick, I'm not much help on the PrC end either. I like BArds for a lot of reasons, but I never end up playing one because I can never figure what to do with them at higher levels! If you find something interesting, let me know!

Patrick Curtin |

(LOL)
1e, bard was "the" prestige class.
The shoemaker's son has no shoes...
Ain't that the truth. Remember the requirements for an AD&D bard? Something like eight levels in fighter , six in thief to qualify?
...
Yet everyone seemed to have one. Funny how that works.

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Sorry Heathy, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to start a new thread for the Saltmarsh PBP. I don't understand why that thread is a problem -- it's not always a problem, but when it is, it's significant. It's in the same table with every other thread on the boards, and none of them are showing a similar problem. I've rebuilt and reindexed the table. I'm at a loss.
When you've started the new thread, I'll lock the old one.
Thanks for understanding.

Patrick Curtin |

Just to honor and memorialize our little web crasher:
>>THE GREAT AND FEARSOME DM HEATHY'S SALTMARSH THREAD<<
That way when it slips into archivia we can look back and chuckle.

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Sweeeeeet...I just pulled out my Green 2e Vikings Campaign Sourcebook.
It looks all crusty and stained like something that's been sitting on a shelf since Snorri Sturlisson.
Runes in there seem pretty basic....there's an ale rune that you draw on your drinking mug, and if somebody pours poison (I guess alcohol doesn't count zoikzoikzoik) in the mug it shatters.
That kinda stuff.

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Obvious sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: I got a recruitment letter from the US Navy today. They offered to help me get a BA and then become an "object of awe" (seriously) serving on some ship somewhere. Nevermind that I'm not American, a veteran of the Norwegian army and almost done with my PhD. Don't these guys do any mass-mail screening?
Also, the Mad Hermit Runecaster is a great idea.

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My great grandfather came to America to avoid being drafted into the Norwegian Navy.
I also saw an ad that said "they don't make action figures of middle management guy" or some shit like that.
They also don't give G. I. Joe a floor buffer and a bunch of dishes to do on k.p.

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Obvious sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: I got a recruitment letter from the US Navy today. They offered to help me get a BA and then become an "object of awe" (seriously) serving on some ship somewhere. Nevermind that I'm not American, a veteran of the Norwegian army and almost done with my PhD. Don't these guys do any mass-mail screening?
Did you tell them that you were already an object of awe?

Patrick Curtin |

My great grandfather came to America to avoid being drafted into the Norwegian Navy.
I also saw an ad that said "they don't make action figures of middle management guy" or some s~%* like that.
They also don't give G. I. Joe a floor buffer and a bunch of dishes to do on k.p.
Oh sweet Wodenvater aint THAT the truth. I had some angel riding my shoulder during my enlistment. I got to study Arabic for two years on the Army's dime in Monterey CA, then lost that job and got to be a journalist instead. Never spent a day in a tent, it was a sweet gig. Still did my everloving share of buffer-racing though. That and Post Police Call. Ever tried to get rid of tumbleweeds? Them fnckers got thorns! No one ever tells you that in the old Westerns. They're like mobile bramble bushes. Lost two pints of blood every time I had to crawl the chainlink picking them up (grumble grumble)

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My grandfather hid in the attic to avoid WW2 - and so he could carry on drinking.
Oooo, Vatters the veteran. "War's hell, man. Pass the herring."
Obviously, I'm not that kind of veteran. Both my brother and my dad served as Blue Helmets in Lebanon, but I never got to go.
If I was some 17-year old kid, I'd seriously consider that Navy thing. But now? No way.

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I'll put all the rune ideas on this guy's profile.
Another alternative could be Jump - mostly because it would be awesome if Stig could bounce around like a tennis ball full of Flubber. Perhaps it could be combined with Expeditious retreat for a "Rune of the unimpeded traveller" or some such thing?

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Thinking about 1st level ranger spell "longstrider" for a minor/least rune. Exped rtrt's 30 ft is kinda buffy.
Agreed.
BTW, has Gary erased the old Saltmarsh thread completely? Or have I just developed selective blindness?
Edit: It's completely gone. To recap treasure (recovered thanks to Mothman's meticulous bookkeeping), we are owed (Jag Doom Fight: 4794gp and 6sp, not sold yet) + (lizard man fight, 616gp + 9 sp, not sold yet) =5411 gp and 5 silver once we get to sell our now-unspecified accumulated loot.

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OK, the second 4,000 posts of the campaign thread are here now, and the original thread is not hidden anymore.

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You know, I don't know. We've got a few threads with around that many posts and they don't seem to be a problem. I actually can't say that it's the grand total number of posts in the Saltmarsh thread that's the problem, but I'm hoping I can work around it by splitting it in two.
It must just be us. We're an anomaly.
Could be to do with the size of the thread plus the rate of posting maybe? The threads about a year younger than Aubrey's game, but is at 2 to 3 thousand extra posts?

Mad Hermit Runecaster |

throws some rune-carved ankle bones in the dust; scrapes about at them with a hooklike index finger that is the only finger on his left hand...
"Know this Stig gee Mick Hammmmmerrr....the rood of the runeblade is ever fraught with peril......ever so much arcana unearthed.....have care, lest it be thy doom. Yes, doom."

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I don't want you to have to do that. I'm going to have to come up with something automatic. (Or, I may manually do to long threads what I did this afternoon to the Saltmarsh thread. But I think I'd prefer something that doesn't require my intervention, and definitely I don't want to make you do it!)