smrf
smur
smuf
smudrf
smu1rf
schmurph
schmurf!
That man is Murphy.
Ha!
Beware of Smur--of smir--
Oh, for Garl's sake, I'll just stick with Beware of Dog...
That man is Blank.
Ha!
You guys are mad...MAD!!!
Carebear?
Edit: Dang! ; )
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FEdit: Nope, that doesn't work either.
you Smurfed it!
Ooooh! I don't smurf so good...
Smuuuuurrrrrffff!
they do eat, do sleep
they do feed, they do seethe
bare their swords when they see kobolds sneak
kobolds lick the dirt off smurfs feet
they do push, do crowd
congregate until they're much too loud
frolic to procreate till they are glad
drink the blood of their so called enemies
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
they don't srcam, and do fight
don't oppress an equals given rights
starve the poor so they can be well fed
line their homes with the skulls of dead kobolds
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfette, the two of us need look no more
Smurfette, the two of us need look no more
La la lala la laa
Edit: Bummer...
they do eat, do sleep
they do feed, they do seethe
bare their swords when they see kobolds sneak
kobolds lick the dirt off smurfs feet
they do push, do crowd
congregate until they're much too loud
frolic to procreate till they are glad
drink the blood of their so called enemies
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
they don't srcam, and do fight
don't oppress an equals given rights
starve the poor so they can be well fed
line their homes with the skulls of dead kobolds
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfette, the two of us need look no more
Smurfette, the two of us need look no more
They do murder, they do kill
The annoying smurfs whoForce me to bnecome a smurf
despite the fact
that I do not wish to but
I am too wise for them
For I have many slaves
Jay Frogskin! Get back to work!
Sorry, where was I?
Ah yes, I was droning on and on and on and on
But i know
That none of you actually read this...
Look! A chicken!
Anyways, those dang smurfs are no match for me
because I'm sacrificing slaves
man, this actually takes a while because
when I fisrt started this I thought
heck, they'll never read all of this
but I've realized that this takes AGES to write
Am i done yet? i guess not...
Anyways, these fine folk keep
yelling at me and saying that I lick their feet
Even when I don't want to
Man, am I done yet? Argh.
Anyways, I would never lick a smurfs feet
Because smuf feet are gross
And seriously, they dont even EXIST,
they're just amn invention of some sick fool
To harass NE kobolds
And annoy us constantly,
turning us into eachother
And I thought Heathenson was on MY side?
But here hes a smurf too!
Oh wait, i just remembered the 'I am sorry, Heathenson' thread.
Whoops. Anyways,
Smurfs are REALLY annoying me...
Hey! I think I'm done! Finally! This post has been a huge
pain to write
and my hands are getting numb
and I bet that fate will spite me by
having the smurfs actually READ
this dumb thing. Yeesh.
Is that a Smurf, or are you just Smurfy to Smurf me?
Of all the smurfin' gin joints in all the smurfin towns in all the smurfin world, she smurfs into mine.
Get these S--M--E--r--p--H--S out of here!!! We are in a new age! A new age without S--M--E--r--p--H--S--!!!!!!!
This continues?
My evil work is complete.
SMURF! Ah ha ha.
Okay, that's it, ix-nay on the erph-smay! Thy time is over, foul fiend! DIE! DIE!
Oh, Gargameld, why have you foresaken us?
I've created a monster...and it is smurftastic.
I've created a monster...and it is -----tastic.
S--M--E--R--P--H--S need a CR of Infinity.
I've created a monster...and it is -----tastic.S--M--E--R--P--H--S need a CR of Infinity.
...Unfortunately for you S--M--E--R--P--H--S, I'll change your powers so I get loads of xp and not have any trouble in doing so.
*Whack*
*Kill this thread*
*Whacks Bard guy*
...I don't care what he says.
I just put Kobold Cleavers name in there=Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf!LOL Thats a knee slapper!
I just put Kobold Cleavers name in there=Stews in His Own Gravy !LOL Thats a knee slapper!
I need to kill you all.
Contributor
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Smurftastic!
That is the coolest link I've seen this week.
It made me Stickleback Smurf. WTH is a stickleback?
A small fish
It made me Stickleback Smurf. WTH is a stickleback?Yeah, it dubbed me Golden Flash Smurf. I don't even get it.
Hey!!! That's my name!
Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder
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So, I was watching Family Guy the other night, and they had on the TV the Smurfs. Two smurfs were shooting the smurf, recounted one's date with Smurfette...
So did you smurf Smurfette?
Oh, yeah. I smurfed her reeeeeeal good.
Smurf!
Smurf yeah!
I dare ask if THAT was the inspiration for The Great Smurf Experiment?
(My friend and I did something like this in high school, but using "Dune" instead of "smurf". What can I say...we were sci-fi geeks)