Kobold Smurfer's finally lost it. He's smurfing animal smurfs!
They're coming to smurf him away ha-haa
They're coming to smurf him away ha-haato the smurfy farm
where life is smurfy all the time
And he'll be smurfy to see those smurfy young smurfs
in their clean white smurfs
And they're coming to smurf him away ha-haa
I don't smurf so smurf.
Smuuuuuurrrrrrfffff
Besides, they don't show smurfing, which is a huge concern. And have you ever seen a smurf without a smurf in it? Not for me. Not for me.
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"Well, I'm a mushroom-smurfhouse-layin' smurfettesmurfer, smurfettesmurfer! Every time my fingers smurf smurf, I'm Supersmurf T.N.T., I'm the Smurfs of the Smurf Village! IN FACT, WHAT THE SMURF AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE SMURFETTESMURFER WHO SHOULD BE ON SMURF DETAIL! We're smurfin' smufin'! I'm smurfin' the smurfs, and you're smurfin' up this smurf's smurf!"
Neigh! Baaa! Moo! Hee-haw! Meow! Woof! Ribbit! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Smurfulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
"In his smurf at R'lyeh dead Smurfulhu waits smurfing."
Smurfhulu, surely?
Either way, does anyone here worry that an actual literal smurfulhu/smurfhulhu- that is to say a cross between cthulhu and a smurf- might actually drive a viewer insane faster than the regular cthulhu?
Gosh, you think?
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Smurfulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
"In his smurf at R'lyeh dead Smurfulhu waits smurfing."
Smurfhulu, surely?
Either way, does anyone here worry that an actual literal smurfulhu/smurfhulhu- that is to say a cross between cthulhu and a smurf- might actually drive a viewer insane faster than the regular cthulhu?
*loses 3 San just reading about that*
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Smurfing and smurfing in the smurfing smurf
The smurf cannot hear the smurfer;
Things smurf apart; the smurf cannot SMURF;
Mere anarchy is smurfed upon the smurf,
The blue-dimmed smurf is smurfed, and everywhere
The ceremony of smurfiness is smurfed;
The smurfs lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate smurfensity.
Smurfing and smurfing in the smurfing smurf
The smurf cannot hear the smurfer;
Things smurf apart; the smurf cannot SMURF;
Mere anarchy is smurfed upon the smurf,
The blue-dimmed smurf is smurfed, and everywhere
The ceremony of smurfiness is smurfed;
The smurfs lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate smurfensity.
Was that 'The Smurfland' by T.S. Smurfiot?
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by W. B. SmurfsWas that 'The Smurfland' by T.S. Smurfiot?Smurfing and smurfing in the smurfing smurf
The smurf cannot hear the smurfer;
Things smurf apart; the smurf cannot SMURF;
Mere anarchy is smurfed upon the smurf,
The blue-dimmed smurf is smurfed, and everywhere
The ceremony of smurfiness is smurfed;
The smurfs lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate smurfensity.
That's it. Time to break out the Wolverine-Strapped-to-a-Battering-Ram and tear the smrf's stronghold apart.
The Second Smurfing
by W. B. Smurfs
Ah. I smurf corrected. Say, what's that wolverine doing strapped to a battering smurf?
Smurfflash! (seriously!)
Smurfs invaded the city of Ghent (Belgium)! smurf
Ah. I smrf corrected. Say, what's that wolverine doing strapped to a battering smrf?The Second Smrfing
by W. B. Smrfs
CHARGE!!!!
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Ah. I smurf corrected. Say, what's that wolverine doing strapped to a battering smurf?The Second Smurfing
by W. B. Smurfs
Linkified.
Linkified.Ah. I smrf corrected. Say, what's that wolverine doing strapped to a battering smrf?The Second Smrfing
by W. B. Smrfs
*Snickers*
Anyone who's ready Koboldnomicon knows what I speak of.Not that strapping protagonists to large pieces of wood isn't a good idea...
Battering Smurf?Ah. I smurf corrected. Say, what's that wolverine doing strapped to a battering smurf?The Second Smurfing
by W. B. Smurfs
Does that involve flour and an eggwash?!!?
Or am I thinking of battered smurf?
I need a smurf dot
Sm[b][/b]urfs!
Carry on.
Sm[b][/b]urfs!
Carry on.
How'd you do that?
OOOoooo. Evil!
I just used the code to be bold on the inside of that word. I injected the word with so much boldness the forums could not affect me.
Smurf.
That was very bold of you.
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I smurf what you're smurfing. You're smurfing, 'Did he smurf 6 smurfs, or only 5?' To smurf the smurf, in all this smurfcitement I kinda smurfed myself. But smurfing as this is a 44 smurfnum, the most smurfiful handsmurf in the world, and would smurf you smurf clean off there's just one smurf you have to smurf yourself, "Do I feel smurfy?" Well, do ya smurf.
O SMURFTAIN! my Smurftain! our fearful smurf is done;
The smurf has weather’d every smurf, the smurf we sought is won;
The smurf is near, the smurfs I hear, the smurfs all exulting,
While follow smurfs the steady smurf, the vessel smurf and daring:
But O smurf! smurf! smurf!
O the smurfing drops of smurf,
Where on the smurf my smurftain lies,
Fallen smurf and dead.
"Das ist ja das schlumpigste, was ich in diesem schlumpfigen Forum bisher geschlumpft habe."
That was smurfed in german.
You better believe in smurfs: you are one.
S.M.U.R.F