1. I love Sammichs.
2. I can cook my mudaflukinasp off.
3. I have become disenchanted with this country after watching Sicko.
1. See 2.
2. See 3PO
1. Although I look like a bum, I am quite literate.
2. Although I am kind and forgiving, I have studied (and taught) ass-kicking for more than 2 decades under the tutelage of wily little Asian men.
3. Although i am a jackass... well... ummm... ok, I AM a jackass.
3. I keep all my money in my sock to avoid being an easy mark for pickpockets.
Now they know, dude.
1. I do not wish to be touched.
2. If you don’t witness me collapse, I do not wish to be resuscitated.
3. In my head, the voices are screaming, “Shut up, shut up, shut up and go away!” while you talk.
1. I am the walrus.
2. I am curious, yellow.
5. Iambic pentameter.
1.You want to do everything I say
2.I have the power to kill anybody with a single, annoying rhyme
3.I hate those evil things that are in the 'Does This be the Curse of Our Undoing?' thread.
1. I write code several hours a day, in various programming languages, making systems no one will ever use but me.
2. I have studied martial arts since the age of 14, and was on the fencing team at university.
3. I travel to Japan a few times each year.
4. -----.
EVIL!!!
1. I draw comics and get paid
2. I'm an old school Fenian Liberal who reads too much Celtic Mythology
3. I've found the US to be all things- the highest ideals and the darkest misgivings
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1. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to procreate.
2. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to breathe.
3. I believe that if #1 and #2 were enacted worldwide that a vast majority of the population would be gone, thereby allowing me to find better parking and not wait in lines. Also I would bet that 85% of the new population would be gamers.
FH
1. We believe in NOTHING, Lebowski, NOTHING!
2. Tomorrow, we come back and cut off your JOHNSON!
3. Dipsh*t with a nine-toed woman.
EDIT: apparently one must censor oneself when saying "dipsh*t" on a messageboard.
1. We believe in NOTHING, Lebowski, NOTHING!
2. Tomorrow, we come back and cut off your JOHNSON!
3. Dipsh*t with a nine-toed woman.EDIT: apparently one must censor oneself when saying "dipsh*t" on a messageboard.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f*#king amateurs...
1. I like cute evil things
2. I have curly hair and loves it.
3. My posse can kick your posse into next year.
1. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to procreate.
2. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to breathe.
3. I believe that if #1 and #2 were enacted worldwide that a vast majority of the population would be gone, thereby allowing me to find better parking and not wait in lines. Also I would bet that 85% of the new population would be gamers.FH
Hey, you stole my ideas! Are you my clone or something?
1) I habitually play cross-gender characters just to annoy my DM.
2) I believe that human cloning should be permissible. That way, when we get down to that small percent of the human population that is intelligent, we can maintain them indefinitely.
3) Until we, as humans, display proper levels of intelligence, we shouldn't be permitted out in space. Our trash shouldn't be out there either. We've got enough to do down here as it is.
1.) I like cooking and homebrewing.
2.) I like gaming (tabletop, board and video).
3.) I like glomping.
3.) I like glomping.
The OCD part of me is screaming inside as my skin crawls (see my #1). Nothing personal.
1. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to procreate.
2. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to breathe.
3. I believe that if #1 and #2 were enacted worldwide that a vast majority of the population would be gone, thereby allowing me to find better parking and not wait in lines. Also I would bet that 85% of the new population would be gamers.FH
Why go through all that trouble? Just kill 'em all!
*Violent, insane kobold gos into fit of rage and attacks hapless victims*(Violent, insane kobold get banned from boards for some reason)
1. I'm a Baseball (Pirate) fan.
2. I have played softball for 30+ years
3. I like Peanut Butter
The OCD part of me is screaming inside as my skin crawls (see my #1). Nothing personal.
S'all good. I won't glomp you if I ever see you. :P
2. I abuse my friends.
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You do? WAIT!!!!!* thinking* oh yeah you do.. you jerk! XD
1. i can't control the speaking of my talk
2. My some people call me WIX
3.I like cheese
Director of Sales
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1) I love horribly inappropriate humor, but only when it's appropriate.
2) I like sloths. A lot.
3) I love music. At any given time, I will be listening to music. In fact, if you call Paizo Customer Service, chances are pretty good that I will have music playing (Although, I will have it turned down so you won't be able to hear it--hopefully).
1. I will rule the multiverse.
2. I shall crush all who stand in my way!
3. I love my mommy.
1. I love D&D. I have been playing regularily since I was 12 (I am 35), usually the current edition and I have never "taken a break to play something else".
2. I love hockey (I AM CANADIAN!). Still play goalie in a rec league 2 to 3 nights a week. It gets in the way of D&D sometimes, but its a ton of fun.
3. I love my family. They are simplely the most amazing people from my parents to my brother and his wife, to my fabulous wife and beautiful children. I am a very lucky man.
1. We believe in NOTHING, Lebowski, NOTHING!
2. Tomorrow, we come back and cut off your JOHNSON!
Nice Marmot...
*Ahem*
1. I read too much philosophy at uni and now I don't know what the hell is going on.
2. I still have all my hair but I started going grey when I was 21, in a stripe like that dude in The Nanny.
3. I'm not as pretentious in real life as I appear in writing, I promise.
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1. I don't watch horror movies. At all. For any reason that I've yet come across.
2. I like intelligent people, but I like people who can show firm logic and reason more.
3. I am a peacemaker by nature, and as such don't often publically take a strong stance on anything. I hold certain principles at a line that won't be crossed, but other than that, nothing really gets me to pick.
4 (cheating!). I just ignore stupid people. They annoy me, but where some people get angry over posers, etc. I'm just like "So? They're dumb. I don't care what they do. They don't deserve my attention."
5 (more cheating!). I like pretty girls. ~giggly voices~
1.I am super cool
2.I am above the Law
3.I have the largest collection of Smurfs
1.I am super cool
2.I am above the Law
3.I have the largest collection of Smurfs
Do you have the one on the bike? I got that one.
I have the black belt smurf, too.And Smurfette, Garagamel and Papa.
There in my mother's attic, sure, but I have them.
1. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to procreate.
2. I believe there should be a basic intelligence test to allow people to breathe.
3. I believe that if #1 and #2 were enacted worldwide that a vast majority of the population would be gone, thereby allowing me to find better parking and not wait in lines. Also I would bet that 85% of the new population would be gamers.FH
Run for President. I'd vote for you.
1.I am super cool
2.I am above the Law
3.I have the largest collection of SmurfsDo you have the one on the bike? I got that one.
I have the black belt smurf, too.
And Smurfette, Garagamel and Papa.There in my mother's attic, sure, but I have them.
funny... there in my fathers basement.
1. I was 'made' in Japan.
2. I noticed you have six fingers on your right hand.
3. I have a Daffy-wan Kenobi Tattoo.
*duck, slash, parry, spin, swing, FWAPPpPpPpPpPppp*
1) I never lie.
2) I think all women are beautiful.
3) I hate tomatoes.
Ultradan
1) DO NOT talk to me until I've had my Dr Pepper
2) DO NOT talk to me until after 10am and then only if you're positivly sure #1 has been accomplished.
3) If you choose to ignore #'s 1 & 2, I can not & will not be held responsible for actions taken upon your person.
3. The world is so gorgeous it hurts.
Looks like someone found some happy pills.
1: I am a realist (although people often confuse that with pessimist)
2: I have no faith in the inherent goodness of humanity
3: I want to be a lawyer
1) I eat a lot of food I dont like because it is good for me, and I eat a lot of stuff that I like regardless of whether or not it is good for me. This is also basically how I live every situation; ah choice and freewill.
2) I am a complex person with several complexes that often dont agree so I take just about everything fairly lighthearted because in the end there is only a few things that really matter; everything else is small stuff, but everything big is built of small stuff so I guess everything mattters at least a little bit.
3) I am a Christian, but that seems to mean a lot of different things to many different peoples and I find it quite interesting that almost all of my friends are Pagan or express no religion and they, Pagans as a group, are always amazed that I am not trying to evangelize them and let them live their own lives without criticizm.
(hehe moves Tegan's clock to past 10am and makes sure she has a fresh case of cold DR. Pepper)
(Gives a nod to Kahoolin; as Valegrim has studies Philosophy at uni too)
(ok; Lilith; what is Glomping? you got me yet again hehe)
1) I eat a lot of food I dont like because it is good for me, and I eat a lot of stuff that I like regardless of whether or not it is good for me. This is also basically how I live every situation; ah choice and freewill.
2) I am a complex person with several complexes that often dont agree so I take just about everything fairly lighthearted because in the end there is only a few things that really matter; everything else is small stuff, but everything big is built of small stuff so I guess everything mattters at least a little bit.
3) I am a Christian, but that seems to mean a lot of different things to many different peoples and I find it quite interesting that almost all of my friends are Pagan or express no religion and they, Pagans as a group, are always amazed that I am not trying to evangelize them and let them live their own lives without criticizm.(hehe moves Tegan's clock to past 10am and makes sure she has a fresh case of cold DR. Pepper)
(Gives a nod to Kahoolin; as Valegrim has studies Philosophy at uni too)
(ok; Lilith; what is Glomping? you got me yet again hehe)
Tegan glomps Valegrim for the case of Dr Pepper! (Wow, sounds kinda dirty when ya use in a sentence. Hmmm, I LIKE IT!)
Thanks Tegan! *glomps Valegrim*
Trust Lilith to instruct others in the artof Glomping....
I had no idea there was a Wiki page for it though...
Good thing too, more people need to know how to glomp.
1) I am a student of dead and useless knowledge that some may have, but many likely have never heard of, including obscure religion. I can talk all kinds of twisted philosophy.
2) I am very spastic, sarcastic, and good-humored.
3) Abandoning dreams of obsessive work for instead family and happiness is something I have never and will never regret.