Ensign Bones, get your damned hands off her!
it was my Tricorder. Check out the video
eyes glued to the ridiculously small screen where
in for a little "shuttle docking". But Kirk
Bones cried out, "Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor
in the act or put that phaser away right
fun bossing the minions on the bridge around
with that pointy-eared Science Officer Starfleet had
To demonstrate Kirk ripped off his coat and
hung it, then attacked the nearest person who
was dressed half man-like and half lady-like, wearing a
depilatory cream dispensing hat. "Hermaphrodoids! My favourite!" Kirk
b1tch slapped right, and karate chopped left. Spinning
his arm in the universal known gesture for
'This way quickly, quickly' he herded a small
gazelle towards the transporter, fully expecting to be
shot from behing by a Klingon wearing tight
fitting gazelle hides. Bones threw his tricorder at
Ensign Randy, screaming "Sound red alert! There's a
get that depilatory cream cleaned up Ensign. There's
yell at us about following the Prime Directive
lymph nodes of an Andorian in heat. Luckily,
Sulu as he ducked into a closet. Spock
were, but they were completely hairless; illogically so.
Sulu reappeared wearing full plate armor. He looked
revealing, since Sulu hadn't bothered with anything else
"Lowering shields and preparing for boarding", Sulu purred
Spock's eyes, wondering if the Pon Farr could
was awfully drafty, as Capt. Kirk always kept