Proclamation of warm feelings towards for cheese.
Scoffing remarks regarding rodents resulting in Liz or Ross deleting the post and telling us all to post nice
Query directed towards previous poster suggesting he should look deep within to determine the true cause for his unreasonable dislike of cheese and mice.
Positive spin on all this negativity.
Backhanded complement.
Embarrassingly late reference to a once-popular meme, that has been dormant since the Y2K scare.
Multiple repetitious embedded quotes exclaiming a cured pork product.
Vicious and personal attack on Paizo staff.
Vicious and personal attack on Paizo staff.
Banhammer.
Nonsensical prose written in iambic pentameter.
Twice five syllables,
plus seven, can't say much, but
that's haiku for you
An the ver e.
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outrageous claims, entailing sweet and rad and said class followed by a comic book comparison, then a "if this were starwars statement"
Smug remark that thus far Smagnavast is lord of all the Dragon Aliases of a particular poster, going by diversity of thread appearances.
Menacing retort.
Hurried and grovelling apology.
Diabolic Capering.
Faux innocent wandering about.
Slapstick with fireballs and slight air of menace.
bringing up, past posts form 6th months ago, where one may or may not of lost there temper.
Slapstick with jellyfish in faintly disturbing manner which suddenly gets a lot more disturbing if the reader starts to worry too much about double-entendres.
Post indicating flight from thread.
Post indicating confused attempt at pursuit.
Warning post.
Nuclear bomb.
Post emerging from smouldering wreckage of thread, geiger counter clicking off the scale.
Post coming in and clearing up, with much grumbling about demons, devils, and angels of whatever variety.
Random pirate post. (Arrr!)
Unexpected and unlikely post.
Statement regarding cheese and its many applications.Decrial of cheese supported by Biblical reference.
Unwarranted snark. Blanket statement about the inferior intelligence of people who support their arguments using Biblical references.
Post pointing out that hang on, isn't there supposed to be at least one forum game thread suited to some of this recent posting activity?
Conspiracy theory.
Post grumbling about other aliases these days, having no respect for their betters, stealing their thunder.
Smug Response.
Frying pan response.
Frying pan response.
Huh?
Frying pan response.
Huh???
Frying pan response.
Huh?
Frying pan response.
Huh???
Yup!
<Runs!>
<Runs!!!!!>
<Dusts off hands meaningfully>
<Claims top-of-page>
<Bows out with flourish>