I heard that in 4e, at the start of a campaign you roll a d12 and that tells you which of the 12 campaign results you read, in its entirety, off a website that you pay a subscription fee to have access to. There is no need for additional die rolls or interaction of any kind.
I heard you that when you subscribe to 4th edition you have to rent a steel helmet from Wizards and then they send an company agent over to your house to make sure you're wearing it before they kick you in the nuts.
Ah . . . much better.
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I heard that in 4e, at the start of a campaign you roll a d12 and that tells you which of the 12 campaign results you read, in its entirety, off a website that you pay a subscription fee to have access to. There is no need for additional die rolls or interaction of any kind.I heard you that when you subscribe to 4th edition you have to rent a steel helmet from Wizards and then they send an company agent over to your house to make sure you're wearing it before they kick you in the nuts.
I've got a second interview next week for a nut-kicker supervisor position.
I've got a second interview next week for a nut-kicker supervisor position.
Well, if I was gonna get corporate teste stomped by anyone... I'd want it to be you. Good luck!
Begin vicious rumourmongering:
The pages come in booster packs. low level content is common, but some spells and monsters are rares. You know the page is a rare because of its holographic foil that makes it look really cool (and difficult to pirate, or read)
You can store your character on the Hasbro servers for free in exchange for a banner ad on the top of your character sheet. For a small fee, the site can level up your character for you to spare you the grind necessary to reach epic 60 on your own.
Unwanted magic items can be auctioned away on the servers, but to eliminate fraud, the company must authorise all treasure given in the campaign. Company point men (A less hostile and confusing term than the ominous "Dungeon Master") will recieve vouchers for each campaign in exchange for making sure that all gamers buy the "focus pages" for their collection that are hottest in that month.
Free boosters are given away to players that introduce new players and get them to attend player training at "the camp"
Gygax is bought in as the figurehead, and is seen riding past in a golden Rolls Royce as players toil in the lima bean plantations to earn xp for their characters.
/vicious rumourmongering.
I will certainly buy and support a future version and I fully expect it to be as sweeping and well thought out a revision as the change to third was. I play with less than ten books, and find that the rules are best used in small doses. The more elegant and accessible the rules are, the happier I will be to support them. Churlish and spiteful comments are fun, but it is wise to judge all things on their own merits. Click here if you agree with me and earn 35 xp for your character.
For a while it was going to be scallywag...Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that...Hey, here's where we go:
Rogue = Scoundrel
Ranger = Scout
Fighter = Soldier
Cleric (and/or Wizard and/or Sorcerer) = JediDrop Bard, Barbarian, Monk, and Paladin. I'm set!
You don't need those anyways! Superfluous, I tells ya!
I can't get the WOTC site to work and that makes me happy.
You know, this thread is so far the best thing I can think about 4th edition. And I rather like the idea of selling rulebook pages as random booster packs...
But still, I am seriously considering turning to WoD:Smurf campaign.
I have it from a reliable source that there will now be new chromatic dragons - one for every color in a Crayola crayon box.
Hooray! Pink Dragons finally make it outside the Dragon mag. Wait until you see the new triple-Gargantuan Pink Dragon mini - or would that be a maxi? Only 999$, a real bargain. And to get the game stats, just log in to PinkDragon.com, and for a nominal fee of 99$, voilá ! The explanation of the "cuteness aura attack", however, costs a little extra, say, 9$.
Smurf-fan
digital character wardrobe AWW YEAH!
my sorcerer will be donning his coat of worms