The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Vy-Dann]

conceded defeat to the pirates and mona

[Tegan]

but not before he took one last

[Vy-Dann]

look at how pathetic his career was.

[Tegan]

It had the most awful stink, like

[Heathansson]

40,000 of Ms. Piggy's farts at once,

[Vy-Dann]

If we are force to watch more

[drunken_nomad]

"very special" episodes of "Facts of Life",

[Celestial Healer]

our brains will melt like Michael Jackson's

[drunken_nomad]

Curious George underroos. MJ once guest-starred on

[Celestial Healer]

a very special "Facts of Life" where

[Vattnisse]

he showed all the girls how to

[Celestial Healer]

sing high notes and get rhinoplasties without

[drunken_nomad]

losing their dignity or their virginity. Clooney

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

, King of the Bog People, sent forth

[Heathansson]

his Knights of the Sacred Chalice of

[Tegan]

Cleft Chinned Actors, who raged against the

[Heathansson]

Conservative servitors of Chaugnar Faughn, to whit:

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

but Bruce Campbell deserted the army and

[Heathansson]

they wanted their nuclear powered chainsaw back

[Tegan]

but unfortunatly, Jay Leno had borrowed it.

[Heathansson]

He took monkeygrip to carry his chin.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Bruce then reassumed his role as Ash

[Vattnisse]

as he tried to sell a dishwasher

[Tegan]

and proceded to kick some monkey-grippen zombie

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

sales clerks from the produce department of

[Vattnisse]

DeadMart - the store of choice for discerning

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

customers of the unliving kind in search

[Vy-Dann]

of brains to eat. Fake healer said

[Heathansson]

he would fong a mighty mighty fong

[Vattnisse]

, but was quickly stopped by a crowd

[Vy-Dann]

of smurfs, they overwelmed him and pants

[Heathansson]

and Poppa Zit Smurf fonged him mightily

[Vy-Dann]

and sent him crying to sharoth for

[Vattnisse]

a popsicle. Luckily, the thaumaturgically charged snack

[drunken_nomad]

stick of beef and spices worked wonders

[Vattnisse]

on the downbeat bardic wannabe, and he

[drunken_nomad]

accompanied himself with toots 'n whistles

[Tegan]

via the "all natural" way. Then he

[Vattnisse]

drew forth his mighty goblin-forged oversized spiked

[Tegan]

Thimble of Thaumaturgical Thumping and smote the

[Vy-Dann]

tinfoil dragon. Unfortuneatly Sharoth shrugged it off

[drunken_nomad]

laughing uproariously...until the poison seeped into

[Vattnisse]

his hypothalamus, causing his body to shrink

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

to Small size. "I've been Gnomed!"

[Tegan]

he screamed, as he was swept away

[Vy-Dann]

by a fart from heathenson, after eating

[drunken_nomad]

thai food, broccoli, and a case of beer.

[Aberzombie]

Of course, the benefit of being "Small"

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

is a dodge bonus against giants and

[Tegan]

their little dogs too, ha ha ha!