The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

The Man-with-no-neck had much to say about

[Tegan]

what had been done in the court

[Heathansson]

during March Madness. Basketball teams of several

[Vattnisse]

species and alignments had gathered to test

[Heathansson]

their abilities and skills in a contest

[Vy-Dann]

that would end in endless political debates

[Vattnisse]

and, ultimately, duels. This year, rule changes

[Heathansson]

included no scratching, biting, buttslapping, spitting, slapping

[Vattnisse]

, groping or eviscerating your teammates; however, it

[Heathansson]

didn't stop anyone from groping the spastic

[Vy-Dann]

untill they armed themselves with F2K's arsenal

[Heathansson]

at which point it was curtains for

[Vattnisse]

the offending team, which unsurprisingly hailed from

[Heathansson]

Transsexual Transylvania, where basketball really isn't that

[Vy-Dann]

trick to play, its just a jump

[Vattnisse]

to the left and then a step

[Heathansson]

to the right, put your hands on

[Vy-Dann]

your hips and do a pelvic thrust

[drunken_nomad]

behind the referee to drive him insa-ay-ay-ay-ay-ne...

[Tegan]

and they do the Maaarch Madness againnnnn!

[Heathansson]

Rocky cast fly on his squirrel and

[Vy-Dann]

rouge rouge declared her love for fakehealer

[Tegan]

by having Natasha scorch a heart into

[Heathansson]

her butt, with the initials "FH + RR"

[drunken_nomad]

the branding got infected and Natasha became

[Tegan]

rouge rouge's dirty little secret screaming monkey.

[Vattnisse]

Unfortunately, screaming monkeys rarely remain secret long

[Tegan]

so true to her monkey form, Natasha

[Heathansson]

began flinging scat at those around her

[Celestial Healer]

but some got in Barbara Walters' mouth

[Heathansson]

which made Rosie O'donnell go off because

[Celestial Healer]

if anyone's going to eat scat, it's going

[Vattnisse]

to be Star Jones! Rosie's goons promptly

[Heathansson]

gave Donald Trump his Headtribble back and

[Vattnisse]

also gave him advice on how to

[zylphryx]

remove all those unsightly hairs from his

[Heathansson]

back. This was accomplished to torture him

[Vy-Dann]

with making his tupee with said hairs.

[Celestial Healer]

The plan backfired because he used Rosie's

[Heathansson]

underdrawers to gag him, and he got

[Aberzombie]

back in the saddle again, riding off

[Heathansson]

on his giant brahma, he affectionately named

[Celestial Healer]

"Heathansson," after his late, beloved canine companion

[Heathansson]

who faked his own death to escape.

[Larry Lichman]

Dog the Bounty Hunter was then hired

[Vattnisse]

to recover the Heathy for the Donald

[Heathansson]

so Heathy, he run down Tijuana way

[Vattnisse]

to avoid sharing hairstylists with Dog'n Donald

[Heathansson]

because Zevon said, "his hair was perfect."

[zylphryx]

Meanwhile, as both Warren and Roland, the