of the church of Iuz the old
Duke of Delaware, whom the brave Pennsylvanian
saw as thier new leader in arms
had lost his arms to a faulty
Ban saw in shop class. So bleeding..,
Iuz staggered into the nearest bar, clutching
his manual transmission into reverse, while quaffing
a potion of levitation. "Severed limbs float",
he said to noone in particular, "but
then so does turd... usually." Shocked, the
lawful good cleric in the corner swooned
How gross he's got blood on my..,
fancy new sandals...I have the vapors!
Iuz executed him with the darkest magic.
It made him laugh his fiendish laugh,
and brought out those cute little dimples.
"Aaaah" Iuz said, "How cute. Smoochy, smoochy."
The horrible stench from the demons mouth
like a cross between kidney pie and
that drivel from the coastal wizards. furthermore,
Iuz's mother is so greasy, she can
slip through the most constricted of spaces
and butter biscuits with her armpits. This
Was so incredably grody that the biscut-eaters
swore off of biscuits altogether, instead vowing
to eat only pizza. They raided all
Pappa John's, Dominoes, Pizza Huts, and Little
Jabba's Pizza Palace in order
to play all their connect-the-dots sweepstakes games!
The pizza delivery boy at Jabba's, named
Oy (mother was a big DT fan),
was heading to Bytopia for a delivery
when he was killed by fiendish goats
who have no respect for the sanctity
of cheese puffs slathered in unsalted ketchup.
The lead goat rode the delivery moped
braying and hooting, "another one bites the
fat bottomed girls on their bicycles too.
I'm Kringly, the singing devil goat, heed
my words which will ring true
if you heed my words. Be good,
and follow well my advice
which in most cases is completely irrelevant!
"And make sure your give Bigmus the"
his statement was cut short by a
shrill of cries of ten thousand harpies
being shaved for "Savage Tide: the Movie."
"I'll have a beer while I watch
the rugby match between the Seelie and
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