
Gubbaffet the gnome |

Well I have always loved a good David and Goliath fight. You know how the story goes. But I was wondering, does anybody have some of their own David and Goliath like DnD storys? I would love to hear about them. So plz tell me all about them and how it happened.
Heres one about one of my early adventures.
Ok so well my character and one of his friends were adventuring. I don't quite remember the story but I remember the battle. Somehow we got into a fight with a White dragon. I was a low lvl sorcerer and my friend was a low lvl ranger. We tried really hard, but kept getting beat down after every attempt. So down goes ranger because he was getting on the dragons nerve. Then i'm next... I look around and see in his treasure pile a dead human and on him is 2 cure critical potion.(ya I know that would probably never happen) And I wanted those cure critical potion! So I had to scramble through and barely made it. I drank the potion, and it was off. 2 hits and that was it. I managed to get a magic missle off and rolled all fours. Bam the EXACT health of the dragon! Down he went and I revived the ranger with the potion before he died completley. We took the loot and made it out alive!!!
That was my David and Goliath story, now I would like to hear yours please.
~GtG

Crimson Avenger |
David and Goliath, heck, I've got a double D&G story.
Kaelib the Barbarian and his friend Tiny the Firbolg walking thru a valley when to BIG blue dragons come looking for them.
Anybody remember Dragonlance, Takhisis, and Tinker Gnomes???
We had discovered a Mad Gnome stash of goodies, and (I) Kaelib had taken a Whirly Whopper as part of the loot. Now, a normal Whirly Whopper is a Tinker Gnome invention that is a backpack helicopter. Being a Tinker invention however means that it works horrendously well in some god awful detrimental way. A normal WW pops the blades up, and proceeds to take 32 short sword attacks on the back of your head the next round. Very effective, very dead!
Mad gnome inventions WORK, the way you expect them to!!!
Anyway....Kaelib hides, and the dragon lands on top of him. So there I was at the table crouched over like I have a blue about to sit on me, and I get this gleam in my eye. i look over at Matt and ask, "Should I?" Matt's like what?
And that's when I pulled the rip cord.
The GM and Matt's jaws just hit the floor
I rolled my attack, and got a Nat 20. The GM described it as a tremendous roar and then a sickening slushing sound as I chewed my way up into the chest of the dragon, where the WW promptly got stuck in its ribs, and I spent the next 3 rounds spinning in its belly. Instant Kill!
(Matt) Tiny the Firbolg had used his inate ability to change into the size of a mouse(2E). The GM had given him a dragonslaying greatsword that hummed in the presence of any true dragon. So Tiny's blue was hovering, looking in the grass to try and figure out why a rodent was vibrating. When i let loose with the Whirly Whopper, Tiny sprang into the air, and managed to roll a Nat 20 himself. Our GM was using one of those particulariy nasty critical charts. Tiny got the one that said roll three times.
First roll lopped off half of the dragon's tail.
Second roll lopped off the rest of the dragon's tail
The third roll was eviceration. he literally split the dragon from stem to stern.
The dragon of course immediately fell out of the air, and we both spent several rounds tryong to climb out of our respective piles of entrails.
True story.

Lady Aurora |

I DM the vast majority of the time but I do play occassionally when my wife DMs. I play with a "hearty" band of adventures of 5 but we only have 3 players so two of us (me included) play two characters each. My two characters are a paladin (Sir Marcus, of course) and a half-elven ranger. Our average party level was about 10 when we set off to infiltrate the volcanic home of a clan of fire giants (so yeah, it was LITERALLY David & Goliath). We quickly found ourselves in waaay over our heads and characters started dropping like flies. Charge, one dies. Retreat, two die. TPK was looming large on the horizon! It ended up that my ranger was the only conscious character and he was deep within the labyrinthine lair. He had some poison arrows and decided to use them to best effect. He didn't want to abandon his wounded and dead friends but had no way to transport the bodies in his desperate attempt to escape the lair (No man left behind!). A fire giant guard stumbled upon him and my ranger lit him up with the poisoned arrows. He told the giant that he had just poisoned him and that he alone held the antidote which would be the difference between life and death (not strictly true since the poison was too weak to kill the giant completely). The giant didn't immediately believe him but when he started taking damage he got nervous and surrendered. My ranger forced the giant to carry his comrades post haste to the nearest exit (which the ranger didn't even know was in the current direction). The giant started to feel better after several rounds and when the ranger failed his bluff check, the giant dropped his load and the combat resumed. My ranger won the tough battle but was now in the exact situation he had previously been in (trapped with four bodies and no way to transport them) except now I only had 2 hit points and no way to heal myself. I announced that my ranger was throwing open the next door and shooting the first giant he saw (lesson follows on being more specific in your prepared actions). I threw open the door and fired at ... a solitary female giant nursing her newborn baby. Well, I skewered her all right with the poisoned arrow (deep guilt and scheduled therapy to follow). I launch into my "little white lie" about the antidote and the poison. She falls for it, mainly in an effort not to leave her baby an orphan. She carried the bodies quickly to the nearest exit. I gave her a bottle of sweetwater and suppressing feelings of regret for my outrageous lies and reckless poisoning of innnocents, privately reveled in the great success of my mission!! David is victorious once again!!!