Three Word Game, Anybody?

[drunken_nomad]

more than Menudo

[Celestial Healer]

, but they hired

[Heathansson]

Scott Baio to

[Vattnisse]

do voice-over narration

[Heathansson]

for Gargameld's nephew

[Vattnisse]

, who had a

[Heathansson]

pet fiendish cockatoo

[Vattnisse]

fetish that drove

[Heathansson]

the Audubon Society

[Vattnisse]

into frothing rage

[Heathansson]

over the inhumanity

[Celestial Healer]

of having to

[Heathansson]

save another cockatoo

[Vattnisse]

fetishist from having

[Heathansson]

his wicked way

[Vattnisse]

with the damned

[Celestial Healer]

birds. In the

[Vattnisse]

casting office, confused

[drunken_nomad]

old men smashed

[Vattnisse]

big jars of

[drunken_nomad]

liquified Big Macs

[Heathansson]

for American Idol

[Celestial Healer]

auditions, but Paula

[Heathansson]

Poundstone started singing

[Aberzombie]

Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville"

[Heathansson]

thrash style with

[Aberzombie]

Slash on guitar

[Heathansson]

and Roy Clark

[Vattnisse]

on the didgeridoo

[Heathansson]

which Paula Abdul

[Aberzombie]

unfailingly praised as

[drunken_nomad]

"reallyreallyreally --BLORF!-- good!"

[Heathansson]

Simon, on the

[Vattnisse]

other hand, was

[Heathansson]

drinking Paula's vomit

[Vattnisse]

with great relish

[Heathansson]

and cave toad

[Vattnisse]

-flavoured marzipan. This

[Heathansson]

exotic, esoteric dish

[Vattnisse]

, an English favourite,

[Heathansson]

sells well at

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Star Trek conventions

[Heathansson]

where Klingon cuisine

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

just isn't enough.

[Vattnisse]

Fortunately, the cave

[drunken_nomad]

crickets flew straight

[Aberzombie]

at his car

[Vattnisse]

, mistaking it for

[Aberzombie]

a giant mushroom

[Larry Lichman]

upon which sat