Insult Generator: Dwarven Insults PDF

Dwarfs are known for their colourful use of the common tounge, especially when it comes to insults. Sometimes these are meant in jest, with some dwarfs known to use words as a weapon to rile up and anger their opponent into making a mistake.

The Dwarven Insult Generator is for those who wish to make the oppentent tear their beard in frsutration, bite their hammer or win a game of "Insult your opponent".

Warning : This product is not suitable for Elves, Halflings or Gnomes of a nervous disposition. Some of these insults should never be used against, or in front of, a dwarf, unless you like looking for your ears in the gutter.

Contains 3 d100 tables, which when used with the suggested lay outs and combinations, give a total of well over 1,000,000 possible insults.

Some sample insults that can be generated:

• sleazy reeking tool-snatching mucus-oozing gnome!
• boneheaded small-brained worm-livered smelly elf-child!
• hairless tunnel worm!