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68 posts. Alias of Human.
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Vomit Guy wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: I would like, if possible, to hear the story of Vomit Guy and how he got banned. Well, a long time ago, there were these threads, see? When they got too heated, Vomit Guy would walk in and begin, erm, "spewing," his opinions. Most of which involved the contents of his stomach. One day, Vomit Guy was used one time too many, and The Man cracked down. He cracked down hard.
Now Vomit Guy has been restricted to a sort of ghetto, a private demiplane, of his own. Those who hope for his triumphal return go there to "plan." Close. It was actually some other folk being inspired to create their own "vomit" aliases, then getting a tad enthusiastic about using them. That led innocent old me to being exiled here to the Off Topic Section. Although I do occasionally put in an appearance in other areas. BRAINS
Werewoof of London wrote: Clowns have brains? [zombie]What? Just because I say "Brains!" a lot you assume I eat brains? You say "I" a lot, but I don't assume you eat Is![/zombie]
BRRAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
<Eats clown.>
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Aberzombie wrote: I think someone has a man crush. I'm flattered! BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAINSSSSSSSSS!!!
[zombie] [/zombie]
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSS!
[zombie]Negative energy is a renewable resource![/zombie]
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!
[zombie]Poser.[/zombie]
Aberzombie wrote: Justin Franklin wrote: taig wrote: Treppa wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Yeah, when I tell some people my great-grandparents came off the boat from Ireland, they start looking at me like I'm going to kick their teeth in and steal their watch. Seriously? That's silly. Everyone knows to steal iPads, not watches. Eyes Taig Justin has one too! And he lives closer!
Yea but I am also Irish! I'm half Irish, half Scottish. [zombie]I'm ALL zombie, if you know what I mean.[/zombie]
BRAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNNNSSS!!
[zombie]People are not getting the point.[/zombie]
BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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Gary Teter wrote: Airport television is damaging my brain! BRAAINSSSSSSSS!!!
[zombie]But I need it![/zombie]
Emperor7 wrote: So, do zombies simply congregate outside of shopping malls because they seek the flesh of the living holed up inside? Are their senses that keen? Is it the result of the stoopid living making their presence known? Or this a commentary on mankinds' mindless consumerism?
If they simply wander around aimlessly, mimicking their actions in life, why not show up to work and go through the motions? Or, school? Many movies show corporations pursuing cheap labor via zombies, but would the zombies themselves migrate in this direction?
Would Zombie Sports dominate, or does that require too much coordination?
Are zombies communal or loners?
Do they recycle?
Hmmm....
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[zombie]The truth is, we're social creatures. We congregate around others of our kind - or those we perceive as such. So yes.[/zombie]
[zombie]Yay healing![/zombie]
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Crimson Jester wrote: Did I say he was wrong. I meant he was an idiot. [zombie]I meant as in[/zombie]
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Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote: Samnell wrote: Thelemic_Noun wrote: Zombie outbreaks make no sense. Remember that time a dog got rabies and then a few weeks later every dog in the city had rabies? Biting is a horrible way to spread an epidemic, even when it doesn't make you retarded. They don't even need to figure out how it's being spread; it's the guy biting people. Shoot him in the head. This seems apt. YES! Cracked is easily the pinnacle of investigative scientific reporting. You should trust them 100%. We poor, nearly harmless heartbeat-challenged clearly pose no danger to any of you 98.6 degree-conformists. No threat, just ignore us. BRAAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!
[zombie]Yeah, it's not like we're magic or anything. Explain us away with your "science."[/zombie]
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Vomit Guy wrote: Hmmmm.....
[b]BLOOOOORRRRG![b]
[zombie]Ah-ha! Epic Fail![/zombie]
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Treppa wrote: psionichamster wrote: Thanks, my good man. Now, where'd that undead sneak off to? Probably to the Z-Day pbp. BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!
[zombie]There's a Z-Day pbp?[/zombie]
psionichamster wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Mrgh. Blarg? BRAINS!
Treppa wrote: Was AZ wandering the KY byways? [zombie]PEOPLE KEEP PUTTING THOSE UP. THANKFULLY, NO ONE EVER LISTENS.[/zombie]
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Crimson Jester wrote: Tensor wrote:
I have a feeling something has gone wrong today.
I mean, in a world changing in a bad way kind of way.
One of us, One of us.
Welcome Tensor!!! BRAIIIIIINSSS!!!
<Attempts to gnaw on Tensor's head, bits of non-grey matter stuck between teeth.>
Necrotic Thread wrote: WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY FIVE YEAR SLUMBER!? BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Andrew Turner wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Neither. Me, too. I think I'd prefer the Pax Romana period of any civilization. I'd rather read about the Zombie Apocolypse decline... [zombie]WHAT? OUTRAGEOUS![/zombie]
BRAAINNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote: Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store. BRAINS!
[bigger][b]BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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<Repeats ad nauseam.>
It looks like a safe place for this.
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(No, this isn't what he used to say.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: I would have had to have suppressed a loud groan. And maybe anger. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH?
David Fryer wrote: Yes, send Vomit Guy over there. BRAINS!!!
Lanx wrote: Dinner? Sounds good. May I join the party? BRAINS!!!
Zombie Wolf wrote: Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote: I am a banana! My...um brains is BLEEDING!!! BRAINS!!!
Hungry Jack wrote: Hungry Jack® has decided to travel the threads, offering yummy ideas for meals.....
Mexican Chicken and Potato Burrito
Ingredients:
• 2 cups water
• 3 tablespoons butter plus 2 tsps., divided
• 1/4 cup milk
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 2 cups cubed cooked chicken, turkey or beef
• 1 (1.25 oz.) package taco seasoning mix
• 1/2 cup chunky style salsa
• 1/2 cup (2 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• 8 (8-inch) flour tortillas, heated
• Shredded lettuce (optional)
• Additional chunky style salsa (optional)
Preparation Directions:
1. BRING water and 3 tablespoons butter to a rolling boil in medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Stir in milk and potato flakes with fork until well blended. Set aside.
2. MELT 2 teaspoons butter in medium skillet over medium heat. Add onion. Cook and stir until tender. Stir in chicken, taco seasoning mix and 1/2 cup salsa. Bring to a boil. Cook 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in cheese and prepared potatoes.
3. SPOON about 1/2 cup potato mixture down center of each warm tortilla. Roll up. Top with lettuce and additional salsa, if desired.
Yield: 8 burritos
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 16 min
BRAINS!!!
Michael Donovan wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Michael Donovan wrote: My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours...
OK, but I'm busy gnawing on this Baird guy's skull at the moment. I'll have to get to you in a bit. That's fine ... my brain is currently distracted with work, as usual - yes, even on Saturday morning - so it should be easy for you to sneak up and dig in when you get around to it. Thanks :)
BRAINS!!!
Michael Donovan wrote: My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours, won't let me sleep or eat properly, gets me into stressful situations dealing with normal people, and tries to convince me that gaming is too expensive and takes too much time away from working myself to death...
Please take this brain from me so I can replace it with one that picks the right lotto numbers so I can spend the remainder of my life blowing huge wads of cash and time on nothing but gaming.
BRAINS!!!
Aberzombie wrote: Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote: Mmmm... He won't notice one little bite... Hey! WTF! Someone took a bite out of this brain! BRAINS!!!
Ranch Dretching wrote: taig wrote: I was finishing David Fryer's countdown from 200, using prime numbers. NERD!!!
BRAINS!!!
L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote: We must stop the menace of this horrible being interrupting our threads and shouting "BRAINS!!!" With your consent, Lord Moorluck, can I reposition all of the GARs to take care of it? BRAINS!!!
Gandalf the White wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Well, you're going to go hungry looking for brains around here... BRAINS!!!
Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve.
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. BRAINS!!!
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