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Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!
Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"
...maybe that's just me, though.
Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.
::shudders::
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Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
What a smart brother you have
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Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"
...maybe that's just me, though.
Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.
::shudders::
Greenophobe.
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What a smart brother you haveTried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
You, on the other hand . . .
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Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"
...maybe that's just me, though.
Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.
::shudders::
Hey Jess, I don't mean to be a bother...but do you want some prozac? Don't hurt me......
Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
A good plan, and don't expect him to eat much at first.
Question of the day: What is the evolutionary purpose of the potato's regenerative ability (from the tubers)?
Reproductive fitness.
Depending upon the particular environment the potato finds itself in this can be a positive or a negative.
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A good plan, and don't expect him to eat much at first.Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
That boy needs some red meat. Steak!
I have a feeling something has gone wrong today.
I mean, in a world changing in a bad way kind of way.
That boy needs some red meat. Steak!
In today's world, steak is corn, aka. carbs.
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Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"
...maybe that's just me, though.
Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.
::shudders::
Did someone say swarm??
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That boy needs some red meat. Steak!A good plan, and don't expect him to eat much at first.Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
Yes put in a blender then feed him
Me neither!I'm warning you. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK CJ! Nor should anyone else for that matter.OK, I did not
Whew. Good thing. Ruined my supper yesterday.
Cute how you switched the url so people wouldn't haplessly click on it.
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Me neither!I'm warning you. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK CJ! Nor should anyone else for that matter.OK, I did notWhew. Good thing. Ruined my supper yesterday.
Cute how you switched the url so people wouldn't haplessly click on it.
Your welcome.
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Question of the day: What is the evolutionary purpose of the potato's regenerative ability (from the tubers)?Reproductive fitness.
Depending upon the particular environment the potato finds itself in this can be a positive or a negative.
Ding-ding-ding! However, how often is it that potatoes are broken up and scattered? Mostly, it's done by burrowing mammals, which aren't very likely to not eat them (well, I suppose there could be large mammals that dug them out of the earth, but even that scatters them only a little). So the trait that makes them so easy to grow in gardens and fields might be useful rarely in a state of nature.
That boy needs some red meat. Steak!A good plan, and don't expect him to eat much at first.Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.
My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.
+1!
I have a feeling something has gone wrong today.I mean, in a world changing in a bad way kind of way.
One of us, One of us.
Welcome Tensor!!!
<Attempts to gnaw on Tensor's head, bits of non-grey matter stuck between teeth.>
Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"
...maybe that's just me, though.
Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.
::shudders::
Why do you like hurting me? Does it make you feel more alive? Is it because you know I'll always accept you no matter what you say? Is it because you know for sure when you say these things to me that you have been heard, fully and truly? Is it because you think, if you hurt me bad enough, I'll fulfill your self-prophecy of desertion? Are you trying to prove something to yourself, to me, or to the universe?
TENSOR!!! *SQUEE*
Tensor's becoming like the prophet of Doom and junk.
TENSOR!!! *SQUEE*Tensor's becoming like the prophet of Doom and junk.
There is no Tensor but Tensor, and I am Tensor's Prophet.
Like, totally.TENSOR!!! *SQUEE*Tensor's becoming like the prophet of Doom and junk.
You guys are, like, speaking my language and some junk.
You guys are, like, speaking my language and some junk.Like, totally.TENSOR!!! *SQUEE*Tensor's becoming like the prophet of Doom and junk.
Yeah, I'm, like, totally hip with that and all, dude.
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I cleaned up my post a little; stuff like that just steams me.
No sweat. You might pick up that I'm a little steamed by it. Just a little.
End all, we can only control how it affects us, not if. *sigh*
Hence, my FB post about not being able to slap the stupid out of people.
I think I'd be out to actively promote bad blood/introducing a schism betwixt "them" and "us" given this description. I don't know how you deal or cope with situations, but I kinda have a mean streak along with a definite lack of need of anybody, good or bad, one way or another, and so I don't sit for too much bullcrap without telling people "if the world was neck deep in pee, I wouldn't let you up in my tree."
You can pick your friends, you can't pick your kin, but you can sure as hell pick your ass up and get out of their jacked up scene. They sound like nothing but a pain in the ass anyway. Would your wife be all that melancholy if she never had that much to do with them ever again? That's the only thing I'd be worried about, but hopefully she'd come around to seeing reason(?)
There's just certain people best kept at arm's length.
Heathy's most recent post (not counting aliases). One month ago?
Arr hyu talkings mih?
150 posts over night ? O.O
*goes back to read*
Do we tolerate underage drinking in this thread?
(I mean, other than girls aged 17-20)
Gark is 15 ? :-P
Aeglos is not talking while he reads, so I am alone.
done reading
hi Gark
today I start my other group into Serpent Skull