Wod's page

Woah. Is that a for real view off your back stoop?

Ayyyyye.

<Wod kick a dead rat and picks at his stirge bites.>

So I'm down 2 CON?

F14

att 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
dam 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Targets are G12 then 5 foot step to attack F14 if G-rat goes down.

AoO 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

dam 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Normal turn attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

dam 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

or not

Rholf swings down at one of the filthy rats (F 13)...

Have an AoO and an attack. Waiting to see what happens with Rholf's attack.

Wod, Rholf, Edwin, Larissa, Alinya, and Nigel have a held action.

Wod, Rholf, Edwin, Larissa, Castiel, and Myron have an attack of opportunity.

Over it.

am here

I'm here, pressures of work, sorry.

he sees a group of 7 guys, heading north. They all seem to be carrying shovels. Then a wagon, piled high with kindling.

That's usually how the guys who are hunt Wod like to roll. He's gonna go somewhere without people and spend a few hours cutting wood..

BUT. Before he goes.

<Addressing whoever is there...>

"Wod want make big fire. Who has fire stone? Wod can borrow? Wod can use book make fire. You have bad books? Wod will burn them!"

100 exp for everybody.......

100 from before per each partymember, and
this'll add another 50 exp. per each partymember exp wise.

another 50 exp all around.....

Including illiterates?

I reckon that during this is when Wod heads out and burns George's body.

Remembered Wod can't read. Let me know when the gear is on your character sheet and I'll delete from my list. Edwin, we might want to re-shuffle if anyone else gets a bow.

Got it.

<Wod just goes along and keeps quiet. All this reading stuff gits im scairt.>

"A library? Excellent!' Alinya unconsciously copies Edwin's tone and eyebrow-gesture almost exactly. "He may also have interesting supplies for sale - I have pen and paper, but they do not suffice to create scrolls usable in combat."

Alinya stifles a yawn. "Now, is it time for us to get back to the manor? The town seems secure enough."

Did we pass anywhere that might sell weapons such as shortbows (we've got a lot of magic arrows and only one bow between all 12 of us).

Did we get any money? Wod is looking for a custom longbow.

Sick as all hell here. Looks like Wod can keep standing around menacingly in his Darth Sidious robe. By the way he needs to uild a pyre for george. Or did Heathy already hand wave?

"So, you're the merit badge achiever of the night. That kid you carried down to us will make it.
So how many rose up there? And.....what something else was involved?"

<Wod bares his teeth like a hungry chimp holding the only banana.>

"Hurmh. Those four.....long ago. Fought on that hill up there against an orc horde." he looks at Wod again; "what an....ironic twist. I almost feel as if Wod has been sent to test me...."

"Whu....what did you find up there? I didn't know about anything but the burial place of the paladins, really."

"Maybe you kill Wod's father."

"Maybe good kill. Now Wod will burn George, god man. Nobody will stop Wod."

"That drunk Grimburrow healed him, right after your acquaintance hacked him in half. Maybe you can comfort him, though, when he wakes up screaming in the night....."

she shakes her stick at you.

"boo"

Perception 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (17) - 2 = 15

<Wod hears Alinya...>

"Wod think better to chop them with axe."

<Wod pulls the hood of his sack cloth coat over his head to conceal his face.>

"I am sorry about George Wod. What Giraroj did to him is terrible. Let me remove anything that Giraroj may have been carrying. Hopefully he had something that will give us a clue as to what's going on. And we can bury poor George. Properly this time." He says,

Edwin will search the body for clues/items unless Wod has an objection. He will take 20 (time permitting) for a total of 27 on the Per check.

"Wod burn George. When Wod die new friends burn Wod."

<Wod looks on while Edwin searches the gnome, still on the floor.>

“Wod, you are a fine (if undisciplined) warrior – stick with us, help us defeat the evil that seems to grip this town!” Castiel speaks fervently.

"Maybe Wod can smash more zombies."

...

She smiles, "So, Wod, what do you say? Would you be my friend? Our friend?"

*grumble*

<Stands up and dusts himself off. Put George back into the sack.>

Wod will also go and collect the internal bits of George from the coffin... get rid of the nails... and spend the morning building a pyre... somewhere.

<Laying on his back with his arms and legs stretched out, wearing a blank expression.>

"Wod laughed. George dead. What Wod do now? Wod just have axe and armor."

<Wod lays on the floor as the laughing wears off.>

"Ooohhhhh. Wod's cheeks hurt. Why everyone act so funny."

<Looks at George.>

"Ok. Now George really dead."

<Then he just lays there....>

What xp track are we on? If Fast, we hit level 1, though I think the Paizo APs are set up with the Medium track in mind.

I think DM said medium track somewhere.

"Oh for the love of Pharasma's sweet repose. Will you just stop!" Alinya stamps her foot in exasperation and channels Pharasma's power once more.

<Wod laughs at Lady.>

Larissa saw Rholf enchant his mace. She moves to his square, N13 and retrieves his mace, leaving her quarterstaff with him.

<Wod laughs at that.>

The dog yelps; the zombies burn......they're still up though; burning flesh and smoke smoulders under their armor though.

HUZZAH!!!

<Wod laughs at the burning zombies.>

both miss.

The gnome backs up 5 feet, produces a wand, an shoots Azzulzu with a bolt of force;
Azzulzu takes 3 h.p. damage.

Group's attack.....

<Wod laughs at Azzulzu.>

Castiel lies unmoving on the ground ...

<Wod also laughs at Castiel... and George's gibbled neck.>

Rholf drools and blows spit bubbles in his forced and troubled slumber...

<Wod laughs at him.>

<Wod laughs at his axe.>

...

m11 on Wod; 1d20

...

Giraroj steps 5 feet back to o9,

"This is funny, Wod! Laugh!!!"

d.c. 16 wil save, or Wod collapses laughing and can't act, just do ROFLCOPTERS on the ground.......

checking a.c.'s for hits.......

1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

<Wod falls to the ground and laughs hideously.>

*WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*

lol

"WOD SMASH!"

"George. You tell Wod be good, be good. Wod is good. Wod tell new friends George is good. Tell and tell and tell. Now George is bad. Now Wod is very ANGRY!"

...then he makes the Dr. Lecter "fpt fpt fpt" liver fava chianty sound....

"Huh? Why George not good, George?"

And he does it calm as a cucumber.

I don't know whether non-lethal attacks work on the undead any more than Wod does... but at least he has ignorance on his side.

Flat of the axe power attack to the head. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 >>> 1d12 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

"You four," says Giraroj; "take the ones still standing and make them not quite so standing. I want those two alive. Got some ideas, I do....."

"That is bad, George. Castiel teach Wod something good. Wod show you."

Wod still isn't acting like he's in the fight. Moves to M10. If something AoOs him he'll stop at the destination that provoked the AoO and attack George's warriors.

Group Init: 1d20

Castiel, 13

And Wod INIT 13

On his init he does so.

<Wod walks toward George to get a better look, keeping an eye on teh guardians.> Can he pass the guardians?

George looks at Wod; something wet, perhaps a tear runs from his vulturine left eye.

"Wod,.....listen to your heart....it will be your guide....."

George writes for Disney?

anybody else?

"Wod, it's me. Good old George,.......don't listen to them.
They thought I was dead. They're wrong now, just like they were wrong before...."

Can't argue that. Guess you guys should have listened a little more attentively to Wod...

*SHAAAANG* That's the cool sound his axe makes, when it thirsts for blood.

"Wod old bean, I hate to tell you this. But Castiel is right. THAT is NOT 'George'. It is a creature wearing poor George like a suit. Would the George that you knew ever hang around with undead warriors?" He asks, trying to distract the half-orc from Giraroj's influence.

<Wod takes a defensive stance as if anyone might attack him, from any side. He eyes both his friends and George's warriors suspiciously.>

The four in plate all raise their greatswords in unison, placing their blades in a halfswording hold.

"George? Wod not like ghost men. Maybe we drink beer instead. Leave ghost men here."

<Wod smiles, unwilling to admit to himself that this is going south fast. Looks at Castiel.>

"George teach Wod drink beer. One time Wod and George drunk and fall asleep and bad men take everything. Wod and George wake up naked in farmer's field."

“Oh, manners shall be taught mannequin, the question is, will you be a willing pupil?”

Castiel raises his sword in salute, then settles into a defensives stance. Full defence.

"Why George and Castiel want to fight?"

<Wod looks upset.>

<Wod looks back and forth between Catiel and George, gripped by confusion.>

he pulls out a little crystal on a golden chain, and starts it swinging left and right;

"... pretty..."

<Wod steps forward amiably, he has no idea something is wrong here.>

"Wod glad George feel better. George want breakfast? Wod not eat yet. Wod go kill breakfast, ok?"

<Looks around.>

"Oh no. Wod lose bow."

The four armored figures' only answer is silence.

"They're not much for conversation," says George; then.
"Greetings. I am Giraroj the Mesmerist. So, Wod; who are your new friends?...."

"Wod's friends."

<Wod smiles.>

"This Castel, Edwin, Myron, Rholf, Nigel, Lady, and Larissa. Funny names."

<Wod laughs.>

Mesmerist... uh oh.

It's a vast hold; there's an alter in back, and seated on the altar is......

George.

"Hello, Wod," he croaks cheerfully. Between you and him are four figures in Pharasmaic paladin platemail, holding Pharasmaic paladin greatswords. Not saying much.

S&&*!!

"George? Why you here? Wod think you have no guts."

"Wod kill more. How Wod get more?"

<Wod pokes around the cracks and holes they came out of.>

Wod wrote:

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

map updated

<Wod spins and swings again. 5 foot step to K15.>

1d20+6 >>> 1d12+7

That one's dead; the only live one is at q15; you miss anyhow's.

Well then s#!$ it should have a serious dex penalty... how could Wod miss? LOL

map updated

<Wod spins and swings again. 5 foot step to K15.>

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 >>> 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19