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You dare to yawn at my threats!?! I will now bring my full vengeance down upon you all. My potato gun is ready, just need to stop by Vons to pick up a few pounds of spuds. Then my mighty Wharturtle mount and I will bring doom to your doorstep. I hope no one at Paizo is attempting a low carb diet, because it will be awfully hard to maintain with a hail of spuds raining down on you all. Vengeance will be mine!!! I will feast on my victory with a side of baked potatoes that taste of Aqua Net. YOU FOOLS! YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!

I have ways of making people talk. Now I'm not saying there will be broken kneecaps, crushed skulls, and impaled spleens. But I'm not saying there won't be any of that going on either. So perhaps a certain someone wants to talk now.

That's funny, the modies I leave behind always have red shirts. Do you just use poison or kill them by cutting off their legs? ;-)

You insult me, WHARGOUL DOES NOT USE POISON!!!! With poison I don’t get to hear the skull give way to my war hammer. Massive head trauma leaves most of the shirts original color intact, maybe it gives the appearance of tie-dye or a Rorschach blot, but not enough to consider the shirt red. On that note, on sale soon original Whargoul tie-dye tunics and armor.

lojakz wrote:

Mike McArtor wrote:

Well your avatar does have a goatee... sorta... hmm... :\

Now i'm really worried... cause the real me sorta has one too... only BIGGER!!

Well now for the real test: If you see someone wearing a red shirt walking by and you get the urge to kill that person, you might be the evil incarnation of yourself.

*Looking over pile of bodies*

Nope, no red shirts, I'm still plain old me.