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The response was swift and as decisive as an executioner's blade. "Nope."

Extrapolating based on the history of the previous week, the erudite adventurer tried to reason with the bartender. "Look, I'll pay for a rum and Coke. But I just want the Coke."

"Nope."

The adventurer tried variants of the argument, but the bartender was unmoved. "Nope." "Nope." "Nope."

Finally, the adventurer tried to appeal to her sense of civic duty, explaining that he was responsible for plane shifting the group home, and would not be partaking in ale-based festivities.

"If you're not drinking, GET OUT."

Then she stood up on a stool and started yelling at the whole group. "GET OUT! GET OUT!"

This bartender makes an appearance whenever I have to GM a game that involves a surly bartender.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

The crowds at my inauguration were huge!

No, definitely assign a new PFS number instead of creating an alias. How else are you supposed to get the 2,000 PFS1 characters you need to create before you're allowed to play PFS2?

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

No, kill them all in their sleep.

Punching Guaril in the face for 8 days is a legitimate Downtime activity!