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It is a dark and windy night in the city of Silverymoon...

Fortunately for our adventurers, they're a good 200 miles away in the small burg of Halfriver, where it is currently sunny and a comfortable 72 degrees. Nobody is really sure why the town is called Halfriver, as it is nowhere near any bodies of water. Nevertheless, our lively band of adventurers has gathered there today to set out on what they hope will be a legendary journey of mayhem, glory, and destruction. Preferably destruction of someone else.

Halfriver is not much to speak of, being little more than a collection of hovels set up for a small mining operation in an effort to make the miners feel more at home. Its main attraction is the local tavern known as the Sultry Strumpet, so called because of the tavern's bawdy reputation for offering questionable services above and beyond that of a normal roadside inn. Beyond that, little else is available save for a small General Supply store and the Miner's Guild.

It is approximately 1:00 in the afternoon as you, our weary travelers, step into the seedy common room of the Strumpet. A plump waitress named Ezmeralda approaches you and leads you to a rather unkempt table in the back. She doesn't bother to clean the mugs or dishes of the previous patrons, and scurries off to other duties with a hasty promise of "I'll be back to take yer ordah!"

This string of wacky hijinks and humorous misadventures is designed for my buddies out there who have never played by post before and would like to give it a try. It's going to be fast and loose, very rules-light the first time out, and will probably end spectacularly and hilariously badly for everyone involved. That being said, there is one slot open if anybody is bored and wants to screw around in a very lighthearted, experimental comedy of errors. Feel free to drop in and say hi, but understand that participation will probably have an affect on your overall level of sanity. If that thought should somehow interest you, you should probably seek professional help. But maybe we can make some room for you anyway. So without further ado...ROBOT ROLL CALL!!

Player list so far:

Raistlin Jr. - Delusional sorcerer with a Dragonlance fetish. Wants to rule the world by seeking out the dreaded Necronomicon. Is not currently aware that the Necronomicon is actually an adult publication for the undead seeking a little extra thrill.

Darnek Ghul - Elven monk with a love for things that go well with peanut butter and a love for fire. Especially loves things that go well with peanut butter and fire.

Hak'thulgromp Elfsplitter - Better known as "Hak" to his friends. At least, he would be if he had any friends. Not-so-bright Half-orc who likes to hit things. A lot.

Durwix Anklebiter - The goblin known as "Dur" is the closest you can come to Hak'thelgromp's "lil' buddy." also the party's resident cleric. He's a crafty, cowardly goblin who also likes to hit things. Unfortunately he's not very good at hitting things, so usually he has to pay Hak to hit things for him.

Ranger - Sadly, budget cuts and labor problems have left Ranger with little backstory to speak of. He couldn't even afford a name, and so the rest of the party knows him only as Ranger. At least until he pays licensing fees. Ranger is human who likes trees perhaps more than is socially acceptable.