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24 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Lathiira wrote:
Good thing he's not an assassin then. The things he could do with coasters would be downright terrifying.

Or, say, a bowler.

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That's not going to stop us from spying on you. Life isn't fair; the majority decided and you lost... just accept it. Now take your Soma and go back to spending & consuming like a good capitalist.

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Electric Wizard wrote:
Forrest Gump drove a lawn mower.

It was neither materially or financially feasible to drop lawn mowers or Forrest Gumps on the enemy in World War II, especially since Doctor Who wouldn't cooperate in dragging Tom Hanks back in time to before he was born for testing as a military weapon.

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I thought you got the note... the U.S. and China sekretly ratified the Treaty of Tordesillas II: Electric Wizardloo, effectively splitting the world and moon into two equal hemispheres of influence (aka exploitation). As you are neither American nor Chinese, you don't get a say.

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Aretas wrote:
You are aware that we live in 2012 A.D. right? Why do you continue to bring up the past as a social barrier? I think its to continue to divide and create racism where there is none.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana

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doublejig wrote:
<h*#$!$$%+ deleted>... so is just cool.

Riiiiiiiiiiight. Well, you kids have fun playing with your matches.

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A Man In Black wrote:
Is this a parody of the byzantine American healthcare system, or byzantine roleplaying game design? I can't tell.

A brand new account (created today) with 2 total posts, both found only in this gasoline-soaked straw-filled thread? I'm gonna go with "C) Neither of the above."

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This just in... the National Internet Weather Association has issued a Godwin Advisory for this thread for the next 30 minutes.

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Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

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The Mad Badger is banned for not clarifying whether he is a mad badger, a mad badger, a mad badger, a mad badger, or a mad badger.

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How much money for the goblin to keep his top on?

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gran rey de los mono and everyone else on the Internet is banned for not posting in this thread within the last 24 hours.

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{cue music} Believe it not, Hulk isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
Hulk must be out or Hulk'd pick up the phone.
Where could Hulk be?
Believe it or not, Hulk not home.<beep>

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Geistlinger is banned for linking to the wrong version of the Curly Shuffle

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{stomps in with centurions} We got an anonymous call from the Judean People's Front that one goblin and one People's Front of Judea were creating a ruckus. Now knock it off, or we'll come back here and warn you again! {stomps out with centurions}

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Leafar the Lost wrote:
Thread Necromancer wrote:


Flagged as an offensive and insensitive thread to the cranially challenged.

Heel, minion.

Thread Necromancer, I respectfully ask that you change your avatar to something else. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

{radios for Queer Eye team to invade Leafar's closet in Operation: Fabulous}

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{radios for S*M*U*R*F* Team 6 to invade the thread}

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Officer Threadjack wrote:
Has anyone ordered the Pizza yet?

No pineapples or ham on mine, please. {kicks innocent poodle}

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Is this where we line up to beat the dead horse?

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Nebulous_Mistress wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
is it time for a new collar? Did the old one chafe? Have you been to the vet lately? Do you have all your shots up to date? Flea bath?
Elmo for Tyrant! Bert for Secret Police!

The Count for Secretary of the Treasury! Big Bird for Secretary of State!

"From our street to yours!" A vote for Sesame Street is a vote for new beginnings!

We have always been at war with the Electric Company.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Nazis don't let people play in their threads either. Just sayin'.

Judge's ruling?... Yes, that is a Godwin.

{awaits massive Srumfing sure to befall TOZ}

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CourtFool wrote:
Uzzy wrote:
What exactly will cracking down on any suspected illegal immigrants do to stop drug cartels, hmm?
They are just looking for a scapegoat. I would Godwin here, but history is full of examples.

Ah, Mr. KourtFool, your Godvin permit vas zhust approved! Kongrats und "Godvin" avay.

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Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
When it leaves the planet entirely, please remember it's not part of the marshmallow-capitalist agenda.

Can we blame you anyway?

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Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Obligatory: In Soviet Russia, mushrooms eat YOU!

It's the same in Mario's world.

Ah ha! I alvays zhnew Mario vhas a Commie!