Dull thread that should just die a quiet death


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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

This thread is really boring.

Blah, blah, blah.

Just let it die.

*YAWN*

Liberty's Edge

I agree.


You know what to do.


By my will, this thread is dead.

*kills thread*


I'm glad someone else is doing it.

I hate to be the one all the time...


Zzzzzzz-Zzzzzz-znork-Zzzzzz


My next BBEG......for armor, shall have a bandolier of puppies, and another bandolier of kittens.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
My next BBEG......for armor, shall have a bandolier of puppies, and another bandolier of kittens.

“There is no greater horror.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten juggling

Kitten juggling is a barbaric and sadistic sport enjoyed only by pedophiles, mass-murderers, State Senators and Kenneth Ocker II. Kitten juggling is highly illegal.


Lawn Bowls


coits


shuffleboard


Racewalking


Hoop rolling


Pigeon racing


Curling


I wonder if the above dullness will assist in the termination of this thread.

Dark Archive

I find funny that thing you said...Ooooops, wrong thread.


Golf


Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.


The Threadkiller wrote:
Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.

Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping


Winnegan's fake. wrote:

Golf

Flog as I prefer to call it.

.....Snooker as a spectator sport.

Dark Archive

Is this where we line up to beat the dead horse?


Ommnomnomnom...Dead horse is good...nomnomnom...


Whoa dudes! Why ya gotta be so negative? The title of this thread gives off some serious negative waves.

You need more positive waves. Anybody want some shrooms?


Zzzzzzzzzz...


It sure is quiet around here. I kinda like it. None of them damn whippersnappers!


Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dudes! Why ya gotta be so negative? The title of this thread gives off some serious negative waves.

You need more positive waves. Anybody want some shrooms?

Ok.. I'm positive this thread should die!


Obvious_Ninja wrote:
Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dudes! Why ya gotta be so negative? The title of this thread gives off some serious negative waves.

You need more positive waves. Anybody want some shrooms?

Ok.. I'm positive this thread should die!

Violence isn't the answer, man. You gotta open your heart to love, and solidarity, and maybe some shrooms....


Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
It sure is quiet around here. I kinda like it. None of them damn whippersnappers!

{snaps old guys whip, sits on his lawn}


I need to bang some dents out of my my metal folding chairs. I'll just get out my 1 lb rubber mallet,
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


I like grits.


Hominy?


Winnegan's fake. wrote:
Hominy?

I don't think so.

Hominy don't play that.


wine snobs


Talking about your stamp collection


Nascar, Formula 1, Touring Car racing.


Swimming (500 meter freestyle and so on)


Country and or Western, Trance, Doof Doof in general...


First year Psych students


Charlie Sheen


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The Threadkiller wrote:
Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.
Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*


The Threadkiller wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The Threadkiller wrote:
Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.
Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*

Delicious thread necromancy I must practice it.


Why, that reminds me of a funny story about my Great-Uncle Reginald, told to me by my Aunt Walter, on a day very much like today. Great-Uncle Reginald was a barn owl, and was very unlucky. Why, once he got trapped inside holes in two different trees at once. (That's not directly related to this story, but it helps to illustrate how his life tended to be.)

So, this one day, in early June... Or was it August? It was very warm that day one way or another....


And rocks fell from out of the sky, and we all died, horribly smashed and broken bits of what used to be people only partially buried by bloodied stone as the rats and pigeons picked at our rotting remains, spreading disease throughout the world.

The end.


Winnegan's fake. wrote:
And rocks fell from out of the sky, and we all died, horribly smashed and broken bits of what used to be people only partially buried by bloodied stone as the rats and pigeons picked at our rotting remains, spreading disease throughout the world.

When, suddenly, the avian narrator suffered a fatal heart attack. <urk!> The stony peril was no more.

Winnegan's fake. wrote:
The end.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

{sings (badly):} The Never Ending Ennui...


The Threadkiller wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The Threadkiller wrote:
Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.
Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*

Contract Thread Killers boasting about how good they are.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The Threadkiller wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The Threadkiller wrote:
Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.
Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*

Contract Thread Killers boasting about how good they are.

I'm not just any contract thread killer, I am THE Threadkiller. That implies that I must excel at thread killing.


*schinnnnnng*

chk! chk! chkchkchkchkchk!

tiptaptiptaptiptap.......


If I keep working my thread necromancy like this I may go up a level!


Giggi...zzzzzzzzz....

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