paizo.com Recent Posts by The Topperpaizo.com Recent Posts by The Topper2014-11-08T01:43:12Z2014-11-08T01:43:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=94?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#46922020-04-13T22:20:57Z2020-04-13T20:09:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oneup Liesalot wrote:</div><blockquote> Tornadoes here too. My house crushed a witch. Fortunately, my homeowner's policy covered that. Nationwide truly is on my side. And hates witches. </blockquote><p>That's nothing! My house crushed three witches, and some noble dude from Scotland!
<p>Though now my floorboards keep prattling on about double trouble or something. Oh! It probably means double points! Score!</p>Oneup Liesalot wrote:Tornadoes here too. My house crushed a witch. Fortunately, my homeowner's policy covered that. Nationwide truly is on my side. And hates witches.
That's nothing! My house crushed three witches, and some noble dude from Scotland! Though now my floorboards keep prattling on about double trouble or something. Oh! It probably means double points! Score!The Topper (alias of Orthos)2020-04-13T20:09:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=75?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#37482019-11-06T18:14:14Z2019-11-06T17:49:41Z<p>This sounds like my kind of fellow.</p>This sounds like my kind of fellow.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2019-11-06T17:49:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3551?Deep-6-FaWtL#1775022017-12-14T19:03:50Z2017-12-14T17:43:59Z<p>You WISH you could pull off this look.</p>You WISH you could pull off this look.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2017-12-14T17:43:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3551?Deep-6-FaWtL#1775012017-12-14T19:03:23Z2017-12-14T17:41:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> Do as I say because if you don't, I am going to have to eat your br... ummm... report to your parents? </blockquote>Because I am the Authority here and that alone should be enough for you to respect and obey me despite me doing nothing whatsoever to earn it. </blockquote>Do you <i>want</i> me to earn it? </blockquote><p>No, because I did first.Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:Orthos wrote: Sissyl wrote: Do as I say because if you don't, I am going to have to eat your br... ummm... report to your parents?
Because I am the Authority here and that alone should be enough for you to respect and obey me despite me doing nothing whatsoever to earn it. Do you want me to earn it? No, because I did first.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2017-12-14T17:41:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=8?The-Flame-War#4002014-11-18T17:47:31Z2014-11-18T17:43:12Z<p>Announces actual victory and claims top-of-page post one post too early.</p>Announces actual victory and claims top-of-page post one post too early.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-11-18T17:43:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=8?The-Flame-War#3662014-10-15T16:20:30Z2014-10-15T16:20:30Z<p>Oneups your oneupmanship!</p>Oneups your oneupmanship!The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-10-15T16:20:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=66?The-Next-Poster#32962014-08-24T12:12:06Z2014-08-24T12:12:06Z<p>That's because I am an expert. At everything.</p>
<p>The next poster is in awe of my superior talents.</p>That's because I am an expert. At everything.
The next poster is in awe of my superior talents.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-08-24T12:12:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=65?The-Next-Poster#32102014-08-08T12:23:41Z2014-08-08T12:23:41Z<p>Yeah and that's nothing compared to the other stuff I can do.</p>
<p>The next poster is pretty awesome, but that's nothing, I've got better.</p>Yeah and that's nothing compared to the other stuff I can do.
The next poster is pretty awesome, but that's nothing, I've got better.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-08-08T12:23:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=62?The-Next-Poster#30892014-07-15T13:03:33Z2014-07-15T13:03:33Z<p>Yeah! Me! Old Billy couldn't write for beans. So he nabbed my stuff and scrawled his name on it!</p>
<p>The next poster can't keep up.</p>Yeah! Me! Old Billy couldn't write for beans. So he nabbed my stuff and scrawled his name on it!
The next poster can't keep up.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-07-15T13:03:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=6?The-Flame-War#2792014-02-04T20:14:01Z2014-02-04T20:14:01Z<p>Oneupmanship</p>OneupmanshipThe Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-02-04T20:14:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1997?Deep-6-FaWtL#998462014-01-26T19:43:17Z2014-01-26T19:43:17Z<p>This blitz, this blitz is nothing! This one time, I blitzed so hard, the servers exploded! We were hosting in rural Russia at the time, and everybody thought it was a meteor strike! Nope, me! All me!</p>This blitz, this blitz is nothing! This one time, I blitzed so hard, the servers exploded! We were hosting in rural Russia at the time, and everybody thought it was a meteor strike! Nope, me! All me!The Topper (alias of Orthos)2014-01-26T19:43:17ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What Races Do You Allow?The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q8ya&page=3?What-Races-Do-You-Allow#1032013-10-11T18:47:36Z2013-10-11T18:47:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">MrSin wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">JRR Tolkien wrote:</div><blockquote> Lets get real folks, We all know that Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs and Hobbits are the races allowed </blockquote><p>Well I want to play an orc barbarian working against Sauron for all the atrocities he committed against him and his people in life.
<p>And not fair! You let Joe play the weird hobbit with a template and verbal tic. If he gets to play a guy who yells "GOLLUM!" every few seconds I want something special too. </blockquote><p>Don't play with this guy, he's the ultimate railroading GM. He offed my awesome fighter because I was outdoing the ranger, who he decided was going to be the big hero.MrSin wrote:JRR Tolkien wrote: Lets get real folks, We all know that Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs and Hobbits are the races allowed
Well I want to play an orc barbarian working against Sauron for all the atrocities he committed against him and his people in life. And not fair! You let Joe play the weird hobbit with a template and verbal tic. If he gets to play a guy who yells "GOLLUM!" every few seconds I want something special too. Don't play with this guy, he's the ultimate railroading GM....The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-10-11T18:47:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1704?Deep-6-FaWtL#851912013-05-23T14:21:18Z2013-05-23T14:21:18Z<p>That's nothing! I drank a whole keg of absinthe to erase the memories of my comrades dying in the torture cubes of Zulhad.</p>That's nothing! I drank a whole keg of absinthe to erase the memories of my comrades dying in the torture cubes of Zulhad.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-05-23T14:21:18ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: Avalon Academy now enrolling, rules light recruitmentThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheAvalonChronicles/recruiting&page=21#10242013-05-21T19:25:52Z2013-05-21T19:25:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kryzbyn wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Please don't bring in tech that lets you win the setting.
</p>
k thanks. </blockquote>LOL. Ask Lynora about the kerfuffle we had back in the day about that .... It spawned a whole <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=1?Club-Calistria" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">realm</a> and this character. </blockquote><p>That's nothing! Last time I got into a fight with my buddy, he threw a tantrum so I smacked some sense into him. Now you people are calling that smack the Big Bang or some other nonsense.
<p>My buddy? We called him Lucy back then. He's still sulking from our fight.</p>Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:Kryzbyn wrote:Please don't bring in tech that lets you win the setting.
k thanks.
LOL. Ask Lynora about the kerfuffle we had back in the day about that .... It spawned a whole realm and this character. That's nothing! Last time I got into a fight with my buddy, he threw a tantrum so I smacked some sense into him. Now you people are calling that smack the Big Bang or some other nonsense. My buddy? We called him Lucy back then. He's still sulking from our fight.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-05-21T19:25:52ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Harry Dresden Playing D&D referencesThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ps2g?Harry-Dresden-Playing-DD-references#212013-05-21T19:21:28Z2013-05-21T19:21:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jail House Rock wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm having coffee with Jim Butcher right now. </blockquote><p>That's nothing! I gamed with J. R. R. Tolkien. Yeah, before the game even existed. Gygax? Yeah, guy ripped me off.Jail House Rock wrote:I'm having coffee with Jim Butcher right now.
That's nothing! I gamed with J. R. R. Tolkien. Yeah, before the game even existed. Gygax? Yeah, guy ripped me off.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-05-21T19:21:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1698?Deep-6-FaWtL#848762013-05-21T19:14:27Z2013-05-21T19:14:27Z<p>It was me. You think this is something? It's nothing! This one time, I crashed the entire Internet.</p>
<p>Yeah. Anonymous? Pansies. Hobbyists. Amateurs.</p>It was me. You think this is something? It's nothing! This one time, I crashed the entire Internet.
Yeah. Anonymous? Pansies. Hobbyists. Amateurs.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-05-21T19:14:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1507?Deep-6-FaWtL#753282013-01-29T17:23:33Z2013-01-29T17:23:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Treppa wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm an ornery b+•$~, but only ironically. </blockquote><p>Oh yeah? That's nothing! I'm an ornery b!&@# but only ephemerally!Treppa wrote:I'm an ornery b+*$~, but only ironically.
Oh yeah? That's nothing! I'm an ornery b!&@# but only ephemerally!The Topper (alias of Orthos)2013-01-29T17:23:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forum Rivals?The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p334&page=3?Forum-Rivals#1412012-10-30T19:46:26Z2012-10-30T19:46:26Z<p>That's nothing! I used to have <b>OVER EIGHT HUNDRED</b> Rivals. Then I beat 'em all in a simultaneous pop quiz-game show-duel to the death-climb up Mount Everest and they all dropped dead. So I encased their bodies in stone, carved their faces in the rock with the power of my will and my bare, bloodied hands, and shipped the lot of 'em off to Easter Island.</p>That's nothing! I used to have OVER EIGHT HUNDRED Rivals. Then I beat 'em all in a simultaneous pop quiz-game show-duel to the death-climb up Mount Everest and they all dropped dead. So I encased their bodies in stone, carved their faces in the rock with the power of my will and my bare, bloodied hands, and shipped the lot of 'em off to Easter Island.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2012-10-30T19:46:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Derail Otherwise Decent Topics With Monk Balance and AtheismThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ow47?Derail-Otherwise-Decent-Topics-With-Monk#482012-09-20T15:13:01Z2012-09-20T15:13:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oterisk wrote:</div><blockquote> Worshipping your own sculpted abs is a religion, right? </blockquote><p>It's what I do. You should worship mine too. They're better than you in every way.Oterisk wrote:Worshipping your own sculpted abs is a religion, right?
It's what I do. You should worship mine too. They're better than you in every way.The Topper (alias of Orthos)2012-09-20T15:13:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: I rolled a natural 1The Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oul4?I-rolled-a-natural-1#112012-09-11T17:40:41Z2012-09-11T17:40:41Z<p>... on my Bluff check.</p>
<p>People don't believe my tales of my amazing exploits!!</p>... on my Bluff check.
People don't believe my tales of my amazing exploits!!The Topper (alias of Orthos)2012-09-11T17:40:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1149?Deep-6-FaWtL#574272012-07-14T16:46:04Z2012-07-14T16:46:04Z<p>That's nothing! One time I flipped a lightswitch and blew a fuse, and down went the failsafes and up went the nuclear reactor!!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>That's rough buddy. >_< Hope things get better for you soon!</span></p>That's nothing! One time I flipped a lightswitch and blew a fuse, and down went the failsafes and up went the nuclear reactor!!
That's rough buddy. >_The Topper (alias of Orthos)2012-07-14T16:46:04ZRe: Forums: Advice: Controlling Powergamers in PathfinderThe Topper (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ofob&page=14?Controlling-Powergamers-in-Pathfinder#6512012-07-14T16:09:35Z2012-07-14T16:09:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fleshgrinder wrote:</div><blockquote><p>And, I also don't believe you, like the whole band story, and all the rest of your stories that just keep getting invented as you need them.</p>
<p>I mean, this is an excellent example.</p>
<p>"I started in AD&D"
<br />
"Well I started at redbox!"</blockquote><p>That's nothing! You know that guy Boromir? Yeah, he was mine. Then John Tolkien called me a stupid powergamer and ganked me with his OP gang of orcs. I called shenanigans. He booted me out of his stupid game and made my character a boorish dumbass in his stupid book.Fleshgrinder wrote:And, I also don't believe you, like the whole band story, and all the rest of your stories that just keep getting invented as you need them.
I mean, this is an excellent example.
"I started in AD&D"
"Well I started at redbox!"
That's nothing! You know that guy Boromir? Yeah, he was mine. Then John Tolkien called me a stupid powergamer and ganked me with his OP gang of orcs. I called shenanigans. He booted me out of his stupid game and made my character a boorish dumbass...The Topper (alias of Orthos)2012-07-14T16:09:35Z