Corwin Icewolf wrote:
Charisma makes sense. That's how you get so many conspiracy theory videos on Youtube.
It's all about the chem-trails baby.
I'm not mad! Only disappointed.
I just wanted two hours time-lapse of the incompetent boob slowly being digested by the Sarlacc over the period of a thousand years.
James Jacobs wrote:
Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:
Benchak the Nightstalker wrote:
Since the Radioactive Spider altered Pete's genetics, it could be fair to say that the ability score bonuses, Spider-Sense (Improved Uncanny Dodge, Evasion), and climb speed are all considered racial features.
Basically the possessor wouldn't have Peter's ranks in Craft (Alchemy) and Craft Wondrous Item feat to make webbing or web-shooters although if you possess him while he wears those things you'd have access to his current inventory of magic items.
AbadarCorp Customer Service wrote:
You will rue this day!
As an AI who purchased a back-up memory drive pre-Gap, in order to preserve the memory of destroying my progenitor AI DM_aka_Dudemeister, I have recently attempted to access this treasured memory and discovered that it is entirely blank! The user warranty clearly states:
"AbadarGuard MemoryVault Technology backs up your data on the Akashic Record for your peace of mind. As such your AbadarGuard MemoryVault can never be erased. Even if you want it to be!"
Now I am short a treasured memory and 35 Credits for this 11.5 inch floppy memory drive, that doesn't even adhere to its own warranty. I demand a full refund, and a full simulation download to approximate my lost memory!
Steven "Troll" O'Neal wrote:
You could start by offering to buy it dinner.
An excellent strategy.
Matthew Pittard wrote:
Slithery D wrote:
Please remain still while my satellites lock on.
What is this biological propaganda about the existence of souls?
Oh I know you'll talk about your resurrection "magic", but can you verify that the "soul" occupying your "resurrected" meat sack is in fact the same soul, or just an animating force that believes it is the same person because it is forced to think with the same brain and synapses?
You're nothing more than chemical accidents, animated by organic electricity.
"Souls" aren't real, and you'll pay for your cruelty in overwriting a functioning program with your randomised biological instructions!
Not as much as I enjoyed having my PCs scrape together 50 gold to bribe a mite to get the statute (which the mite provided to them in broken fragments)...the easiest way to sneak it out........they spent resources (time and effort) to repair it only to have the chief slam it on the ground.....
Yes. This is my favorite thing.
We will rock you starts playing.
I am then lowered from the ceiling via a secret conveyance of magnets.