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The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Thanks so much for the games!

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Knowledge (nature): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Remembering from somewhere that rats don't like it when you do this, the colorful man manages to forge himself a path through.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Do we need to be trained in those skills to attempt them?

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Picking his way carefully, the colorful man manages, barely, to find a safe way to get up the crumbling stairs.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Very odd, yes. I don't think--" The colorful man stops mid-sentence when the whole basement starts to shake dangerously. "Time to go!" He ducks between some falling cabinets.

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

No parries, I'll hold onto my last point for now.

The colorful man turns his blade to the (other) demon.

Rapier: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Will + Charmed Life: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

"We mustn't indeed!" the colorful man says. He rushes forward.

Rapier vs red: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Oh, don't worry sir," the colorful man responds as he moves to intercept the newcomers, sword at the ready. "It is my highest goal to die quite cleanly."

Readied action (rapier stab): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Max damage 2 for 2!

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

THF is getting only parts 2 and 3. I'll have to find a kind GM to run part 1 for me (and spend my GM star replay to do it, unfortunately, since I've played part 1 at 2nd level already).

I just had a thought. If I run the game myself, could I apply it to this character and get the bonus Chronicle that way?

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

No cold iron here.

The colorful man leaps from one mite to the next. His double quickly winks out of existence.

Rapier vs yellow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Right. I've been saving it for just such an occasion!

The colorful man steps further into the room and touches his brow. A copy of him appears on the mite's other side, and both of them stab in tandem with their rapiers (one much more real than the other).

Rapier + flank vs flat-footed: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 2 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Aw, so close to a crit.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man bows. "It would be my willing duty, sir!" Rapier at the ready, he steps gingerly onto the goo-covered floor, then moves through the secret door.

If nothing happens, I'll continue down the corridor and around into the center.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Knowledge (local): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

"Ah, this song takes me back! It's a Remesian sea shanty I heard long ago. Don't ask me to sing it, though, it's a rather raunchy tale."

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Plenty of stories. Their favorite downtime activity was racing mice, you know. Why, I even heard that one of them was part-mouse himself!"

Bluff: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

The colorful man's tendency to look around, as if for inspiration, takes away any believability he might otherwise have had.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Scissors that mend things, and eyes that can't see! Why, is this a riddle? I don't think I need fixing, though!"

Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 11

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

I just realized standard swashbuckler abilities will work just fine with a morningstar. Unfortunately I archetyped out of that option.

"The knife, perhaps. That heavy thing, not for me-- hacking and crushing, no thank you!"

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Yes, yes, but no need to fuss. Just a light puncture wound, is all!"

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Fort: 1d20 ⇒ 15

"Oh dear," the colorful man says as he sees the telltale signs of poison in the bite, "that's probably not good." Strangely, though, he doesnt feel any different.

Rapier: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man hops back a step, brandishing his rapier. "Tricky trinkets! We'll have none of that now!"

Rapier: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Parry/Riposte:

Parry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Riposte: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

"No sense letting these pretties lie unappreciated!" The colorful man swipes a few pieces of jewelry, his hand getting dangerously close to the moving necklace he doesn't notice.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

”Excellent shot, my dear!” the colorful man says to Miri. ”Very good decision on your part!” He retrieves his starknife and has a look around.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man follows the mite around the balcony, letting his starknife fly.

Starknife, 2nd range increment: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 - 2 = 12
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Right, thanks!

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Double move should get me to the second floor.

Starknife in hand, the colorful man whips his rapier from its sheath and dashes up the stairs.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Agreed!" the colorful man says, perhaps a bit too loudly, as he draws a starknife.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Having no use for the scrolls, the colorful man waves them off. "Hold away, my holding friend!"

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

I don't really have the skills to make use of either book, but I guess I can get even better at hitting a DC 10 Knowledge (history).

The colorful man flips through The History of Isger. "Hey, I've heard of these names! Well, this one specifically. Anyone else find anything interesting?"

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man takes a careful step away from Miri. "And people say I'm off my rocker..."

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Without knowing what will happen to Miri, but with a strong suspicion that there's a creature around, I say we hold off on the books for now.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

South. Better to not have something spring on us from behind.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Skipping over to the northern door, the colorful man holds his rapier upright behind his back and knocks smartly on the door.

Heading to the north door. If nobody answers, I'll try to open it.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

That's fine. Sorry, for some reason I didn't see your post.

The colorful man shrugs. "Beats me. This book might be important though!"

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Thought sure I updated this game, but I guess not.

The colorful man skips into the building and darts around a corner as his allies' arrows whiz past his shoulders from behind. "Someone ought to be in here, don't you think?"

Double move.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Well that was as easy as a handwave," the colorful man says cheerfully as he wipes his sword of the mites' goo. "Shall we move on?"

* * * * *

He pushes the door open slowly to reveal an empty stable-- empty of horses, anyway. "Well hello!" he says to the gooey centipedes. "I must say, all this purple doesn't look nearly as good on you all as you seem to think it does..."

Sword drawn.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Reporting in. Thanks for helping out!

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

I'm here! And would definitely like to finish this.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

I think that would be a good idea. Dusty, Miri, thoughts?

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Has anyone heard from GM Chie? I sent a PM on 2/17 and haven't heard back. Last GM post on here was almost two months ago.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

GM, did you forget about us?

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

I'm glad you weren't trying to claim a monopoly on clown schticks, or else the High Fool would have to run in during a break in his Society game and object!

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Welcome back! I'm always glad when the holiday season is over, honestly. Too much stress involved to really call it fun.

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"No no no," the colorful man admonishes the mites, "none of that!"

Rapier vs purple: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Gonna save my other panache points for now.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man draws his rapier. "My goodness, such naughty sheep!" He rushes the closest mite.

Rapier vs green, flat-footed: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Parry/Riposte:

Parry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Riposte: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Yep, I'm good with that.

Miri Laishramn wrote:
He'd be a fool not to--wait a second.

Hah!

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 15

"Or perhaps you are a shepherd," the colorful man says as he sheaths his rapier, "and what you've lost is just a different kind of sheep!"

Aid Another (Diplomacy): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Success! Waste of a good 20 though...

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

The colorful man whips his rapier from its sheath, rushing forward.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Opportune Parry/Riposte:

Parry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Riposte: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

The Concordance

Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

THF can help look with a +7, but not having Diaable Device he's happy to let others take point on that.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Well. So far we have a couple who were far too interested in devilish rituals, an order of building materials for much too much building, and much too little information on these hangings that gave the town its name. I wonder if this Luca person is responsible for that particular complication?"

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

"Oh, not firsthand information," the colorful man says cheerfully, "silly dear. Just some books on the topic is all!"

Perception (Saringallow): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Perception (Estate): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Perception (Missing persons): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Feel free to read the Perception spoilers in the first two.

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Yea, let's keep this party going!

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Male Elf Swashbuckler 3 | AC: 18/14/14 | HP: 25/25 | Fort +1, Ref +7, Will +1 (+2 vs enchants) | CMB +3, CMD 17 | Perc +8 | Init +4 | Panache: 6/6

Still here also!

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