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Who woulda thunk I'da got dragged out again? I was a one hit wonder. (This was Shiny's original avatar)

...and Malthus turned from the path of Origin to eat the sweet, sweet berries. And as he stepped over the line in the sand, it became a great chasm, and the Prior said to Malthus "You have turned from the Ori, and so your village shall burn." Malthus tried to cross the chasm, but fell, and the village was saved. Yay.

Hallowed are the Ori.

- Jerk Gentry, evil parody twin

Ever have a chocolate Malthus?