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Going off of that I Blame Cosmo for everyone who says "It's the time period" in order to justify whatever sewage they're about to s#$@ out of their assface. ... ...
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
Well it did get more Luck bonuses removed from the game.Hmmm, 1) typo, b) Freudian slip, or π) new succubi-themed cocktail?If by properly garnished you mean lots of alcohol and sweat and sour mix then yes, yes they were :3Praise Sara Marie for Amaretto Sours! They're friggin awesome!My your drinks always be awesome and your amaretto sours always properly garnished to your liking.
If you are fortunate enough to have been selected for this event, then please keep an eye on the inbox of the email address under which you are registered on paizo.com. I need some information about you. Simple stuff. Your tolerances. A few physiological details... nothing too invasive, at this point. Please respond promptly and honestly when you are contacted, so we can ensure that the experience is as pleasant as you can possibly stand.
I just figured Cosmo was a cylon, and was sabotaging my order. <Grin> Well, you're half right.
I blame Cosmo that it was only after buying, downloading and installing Fallout 4 that I noticed my computer lack some of the system requirements.
How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
The Computer: Blame is unnecessary. There is nothing wrong with the way The Computer is. The Computer is perfect. Your false memories seem to be making you unhappy, citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Do you require re-education? To accept, say "no." If you agree, say "Yes."
...do the same thing I do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
That's easy, Cosmo isn't on tech team anyway... Is he?
"ATTENTION! BARREL #45690836-56 IS COMPLETELY SAFE. DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH BARREL #45690836-56. DO NOT MAKE ANY CONTACT WITH BARREL #45690836-56. BARREL #45690836-56 IS SLATED FOR TRANSFER. DO NOT COME WITHIN 50 METERS OF BARREL #45690836-56. I REPEAT: BARREL #45690836-56 IS COMPLETELY SAFE. THANK YOU"
ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzZzzz... ...hwha? Oh yes.
Right then. Back to work for me.
NICE SITE. I'LL TAKE IT. DOWN, THAT IS.
THIS THREAD IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.
Just going to leave this cup of Ben & Jerry’s Peanut buttercup and a few SATA 3 1TB hard drives on the table here. I am sure the automated system might like one of these.
SEE VICTORY. RUIN VICTORY. CONSIDER CLOSING THREAD FOR EASY AND CHEAP WIN.
I, for one, welcome our new digital overlords. I AM PLEASED TO HEAR THIS.
***TO COMBAT THE MACHINATIONS OF THE ABOVE PEST, A TOOL THAT CREATES AN AUTOMATIC BACKUP OF EVERY POSTING ATTEMPT IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED*** Spoiler: ...but seriously, check out Lazarus addon. It rocks. It actually saved this very post from being eaten when I forgot to copy the text before previewing.
runs screaming through thread after having lit himself on fire Please refrain from flaming the messageboards.
...release the Goblins.
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***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT OF SUCH PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO DEADLOCK IT'S MIGHTY SERVERS*** ***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT OF SUCH PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO DEADLOCK IT'S MIGHTY SERVERS*** ***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT 65VSFV241B#$%&^%&%^.... ***WARNING: INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES TO COMPLETE PROCESS INITIALIZATION*** ***ERROR 601*** ***SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED*** C:\
TRANSMISSION BEGIN ***ATTENTION: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN RETROACTIVELY DESIGNATED AS ULTRAVIOLET INFORMATION*** IF YOU, OR ONE OF YOUR CLONES, DO NOT HAVE ULTRAVIOLET SECURITY CLEARANCE, PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST TERMINATION CENTER FOR SUMMARY EXECUTION. HAVE A NICE DAY. Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend. TRANSMISSION END
I apologize for seeming late, but Lens was actually here the whole time. You just didn't notice him. And this is exactly the way he prefers it. Lens learned from an early age that life is just much easier when people don't notice you. The way Lens see it... if you are quiet and say little or nothing, then people think the least of you, if they notice you at all. This was an important lesson he learned at a very young age, when his mother dragged him from city to city and he had to endure an unending string of "Uncles", each more unpleasant then the last. The lesson was fully learned by the time Lens entered the public school system. A refusal to speak most of the time, along with intentionally incorrect or inappropriate answers quickly handed Lens on the remedial track, then special ed. Knowing that he was far smarter than they ever knew gave Lens a palpable feeling of power and control than he never encountered at home. However, it also brought the feeling that he must be constantly vigilant, because the slightest slip up and they would find out his secret. Based on his violent experiences of being caught out in lies at home, who knows what they would do to him if they discovered his greatest secret? However, anytime a teacher seemed to be taking too much interest, Lens only needed to start a fight between his mother and whoever happened to be "father" at the time, to ensure that he would be moving and changing schools again. With nine different districts in his 14 years of public school, Lens never had much trouble being invisible. They happened to be in San Francisco when he was done, and Lens finally graduated. He was tracked directly into an organization called Terrific Opportunities, a program that provides menial labor jobs for mentally challenged adults. The following should probably not be read by the other players, as this is informaiton that no one would know in game:
Spoiler: Over the years, Lens's fight against "Them" morphed from the school administration to the program's administration, and finally to ALL administrations. He finagled himself into the night-time janitorial job at City Hall, and seized upon the opportunity to "keep an eye on them from the inside". Availing himself of city records, Lens quickly removed or falsified his own records whenever he found them. Then he began reading any and all records he could get his hands on, collecting information for information's sake. This was how he got the attention of the Nosferatu. Lens was Embraced and convinced that the "Them" he was looking out for are called the Nictuku. Given purpose, Lens redevoted himself to his blind search for information, but now with the purpose of helping the Nosferatu further their goals in the city and guard against the incursion of the dreaded Nictuku. Contacts:
Influence:
Herd:
Awesome. And an excellent choice of avatar for a Nosferatu! ::bows:: Although, I'm toying with the idea of switching avatars from time to time to fit the use of Mask of 1000 Faces. However, switching avatars will change the avatars of every post, so we'll have to see whether this works in practice or not.
Cosmo: He looks like a slippery, conniving bastard already. I like it. It looks like your point expenditure is a tad short. I'm only seeing 13 of 15 freebies spent. You've got 2 more left, enough to raise an Ability or Virtue by one dot. I look forward to the backstory! With the addition of two more dots in Backgrounds, I believe that my character sheet is complete. |