I intend to revel in my own crapulence, at your expense, and dispatch your characters in as many different unpleasant ways as possible. I will most likely just railroad you from one unwinnable situation to the next, with nary a single thing that your poor defenseless characters can do about it.
There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. There will be rending of garments*, and lamentations of abject existential horror. There will be blood. There will be Grimace. There will be clowns. There will be covering a lack of preparedness with fickle GM fiat.
There will be clowns.
You probably should avoid this terrible game. If you show up for it, remember:
You asked for this.
NOTE: I will provide you with your fodder character. Just bring your dice, pencils, and soulmasochistic desire to be summarily executed.
*Garment rending must remain acceptable within Community Guidelines.
Auuuuugh. My first seminar ends at 2PM. I will hover around this until someone dies, then prop up their corpse Weekend At Bernie's style to keep things moving along.
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Sara Marie wrote:
Event has been updated with title and description. Good luck to the six brave souls who decide to attend.
Wow, Sara wishing luck to participants. Ok, officially scared now.
Whatever happens to the six lucky souls, remember this, you will all have a valid reason (or set thereof) to take full and active part in the blame cosmo thread forever after.
And whatever you post in that blame thread, it's all Cosmo's own doing :P
If you are fortunate enough to have been selected for this event, then please keep an eye on the inbox of the email address under which you are registered on paizo.com.
I need some information about you. Simple stuff. Your tolerances. A few physiological details... nothing too invasive, at this point.
Please respond promptly and honestly when you are contacted, so we can ensure that the experience is as pleasant as you can possibly stand.