|Tammerine "Tammy" Dragontoe|
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The Game Hamster wrote:The real victims of the whole affair are the half-elves, who have too many cooling methods, which only helps in desert climes, and everywhere else makes them rather chilled. In dessert climes, though, they have to bundle up even more at night than most.
[unsourced "biology"] Half-orcs and humans recognized this "too cool" effect early on, and often employ half-elves to sit in food pantries to cool the perishables. Half-elves make excellent wait staff, with their touch chilling the average beer stein by 5°-7° F just from a few seconds of skin contact.
Dwarven brewers would seem to benefit the most from an association with half-elves, but they inherit the dwarven tendency to be dumb. [/"biology"]
Edit: I think I have that exothermically backwards, now that I think more about it. I'm beginning to suspect my halfling pipeweed may be spiked with a hallucinogenic adulterant.
Tammy only gives out the good stuff.