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Stabby steps out from the hole he had dug himself at the base of a bush. Carefully, he moves up behind Chuffy. Anyone who sees him now he motions to be quiet by putting a hand over his mouth. When he's no more than 10 feet away, he screams and rushes the goblin. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Got ya!" He tackles Chuffy and the two go sprawling. Stabby stands up and says, "Stabby bestest at hiding! Chuffy be dead'en if Stabby wanted! DEEEAAAD! He grins at the other goblin with a mouth full of teeth.

Stabby stand up as Chuffy challenges them. He makes a face and sticks out his tongue. "Pffffft!!! Chuffy hide like Freigaar smells after eating slugs. BAAAAD!" Before either can retort, the goblin runs off to see if they can find him.

Stealth 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 29

Slumped on the ground and still dizzy from his ride, Stabby claps and yells in support of Freigaar's victory. "YAAAAAH!!! Cagey goblin eat bad food bestest!!!"

Stabby is already retching from his wild ride on the piglet. He waves off a couple of of goblins trying to get him to play in Reta's challenge. Finally, he slumps down, any of those trying to eat the poisonous slugs.

Stabby is laughing and dancing around. He's already had several cider apples and the goblin is thoroughly enjoying his new status as one of the tribe heroes. "Stabby go fight'en with Lots Legs! Stabby cut Lots Legs in the face! AHAHAHA!!!" He whirls around in a circle, spinning faster and faster.

When Gibby makes his dare, Stabby jumps up and laughs in his face. "Stabby ride'em Squealy!!! Squealy no shake off Stabby!" He jumps off the table he's standing on and saunters over to the pig. He leaps onto the back of Squealy Nord and grabs the pig's neck. The piglet squeals and runs in circles, trying to toss Stabby off and he screams at the top of his lungs. "Ahhhhhhhh!!!" At one point, the goblin loses his grip, but he manages to hook his legs around the piglet and rolls his body, letting him hang upside down and stay with Squealy. After the pig has calmed down, Stabby slides off the pig and raises his arms in victory. "Stabby win! Stabby the bestest!!! YAAAAHHH!!!" Then he turns and vomits all over the ground.

Ride 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 On the nose!

Stabby looks at Freigaar. "Stabby help too. But Lots Legs scary. You kill'em and Stabby help!"

Stabby carefully walks into the hut, moving to the side opposite Facemelter. He's shocked when the Chief speaks and all concerns are forgotten. When the Chief speaks of them being the best, Stabby grins and stands up straighter. He suppresses a giggle when the Chief talks of killing men and dogs, but it's quickly cut off when mentions is made of Lots Legs.

Lots Legs bad news. Very bad. But Squealy Nord even worse if not bring back fireworks. Squealy eat'em goblin bones. Stabby shudders.

The color drains out of Stabby's face when Flashgit accuses him of being the cause of everything. "N...N...No! Stabby not do anything!" When Flashgit turns away, Stabby quickly slides behind Freigaar, using the bigger goblin as a shield between him and the fearsome Facemelter. He whispers to Freigaar, "Facemelter bonkers, but he scary too. Makes'en skin buuurn!"

When Tek and Poog arrive, Stabby looks nearly in a panic. If it wasn't for the Chief calling him here, he would probably slink away from these other scary, mean goblins.

"Facemelter! Git back, big goblin!" Stabby tries to pull Freigaar back from the Chief's hut when Flashgit approaches. Stabby stands back and watches in fear as the strange goblin begins to play with water that burns.

Stabby goes tumbling back when Freigar shoves him. He rolls and hops up grinning. "Freigaar's tummy not like it if'en eat me! Freigaar get the runs!" Stabby laughs. He looks down and sees how far he rolled from the goblin's push. He nods. "Hmm. Cagey goblin strong. Maybe not fat. Maybe big, strong goblin. Still stupid." He grins and then spits on his hand. He offers it to Freigaar.

"Boss call'en you too?"

"Move'n out the way, stupid! You. In. Da. Way!!!" Completely unseen before, Stabby steps out of the thin shadow from beside the building. He tries to shove Ferigaar away from the door, but the larger goblin barely budges. "Hmph. Cagey goblin getting fat. FAAAAAT!" Stabby grins at Freigaar with a mouth full of teeth.

He turns and kicks the door of the Moot House. "Boss, Stabby here! Open 'em up!"

"Stabby say you both dum-dums. Dogs and wolves bad. Very bad. Goblin Dog is good! Stabby like goblin dog to help him stab more!"

"Stabby here, boss! I stick 'em 'fore dey know we der!"

A dagger suddenly appears and then disappears in his hand before he hurls another one at the wall, sticking it deep in the wood.

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