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![]() Ladies and Gentlemen of paizo.com, I Write to you as a part of my Spiritual Dutief af a Prince of The Church, for it cannot have Efcaped your Notice, as, indeed, it has not Efcaped Mine, that this Electronical Almanack, or News-Sheet, is Sorely Lacking in Genteel and Civilifed Converfation, for while there is an Entire Day where Guttersnipes, Drabs and Slubbergullions may Ape the Barbarous Jargon of thofe Villainous Defpoilers of our Ocean Commerce, namely, the most Scoundrel-like, Beaftly and Abandoned PYRATES, a Time set Aside for Gentlefolk of Quality to Difcuss fuch Topics as may Enlarge their Understandings, promote Amity, Concord and Moral Uplift and Refresh their Parts after an Arduous Day tending to the Management of their Estates, or Labouring in the Service of their Most Christian Monarch, is Notable by its Absence, as opposed to fuch Noisome Cloaca as FawTl, where the Very Dregs of Grub Street would Blush at the Lewd and Seditious fentiments are Hourly Hawked Wholesale to an Unsuspecting and Horrified Publick. Although I am Aware that you can Drive a Horse to Water, but not Make it Drink, I hope that my Small Seed will grow into a Mighty Oak, for, indeed, it is the Task that is Never Started that takes Longest to Finish, and a Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss. Indeed, though I hope my efforts will Bear Fruit, I would not be at all Difpleafed if they prove Unneccessary, as, unfeen and unheard, Gentility oe'rfpreadf us all with her Snowy Wings of politeffe and I see that I am merely Teaching my Grandmother to fu Bleff my foul, the Bell for Evensong tolleth and I must Away. Your Devoted Servant, Beazley. ![]()
![]() Hey, you! Yes, you! Are you Captain Yesterday? No? Yes you are. And this is the place for YOU! A place to discuss how great it is to be a Captain Yesterday! To tell everybody how your troubles were so far away! To swap makeup tips! To topple cows - and kingdoms! Come one, come all! The price of one admission is your mind! ![]()
![]() Q: Why do people put makeup on their ears? A: 1) So their ears are the same colour as their face is, if they've really been to town with the foundation
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![]() This thread was supposed to be called The <<DO NOT ANNOY KAJEHASE>> thread, but, well, fat fingers. Could you change it, please? ![]()
![]() A great man, unjustly swept under the carpet by the fickle steamroller of public opinion. Pumpy Narkwell Airport has been replaced by a fibreglass pig. The Narkwell spatula has been superseded by more modish but less functional designs. You can search supermarkets the world over without finding a single Pumpy Biscuit on sale. Worst of all, despite months of public protest and strong representations by Dame Judi Dench, ex-Prime Minister Spencer Perceval and Cosmo, Huddersfield Town FC have taken away the statue of Pumpy that used to stand proudly outside the John Smith's Stadium and had it melted down in order to make their chairman an extra pair of bronze horns! I would go on, but I'm too upset. Hopefully, you feel as strongly about this as I do - if so, please pledge your support to the Reinflate Pumpy campaign here
About Alexander S. ModeusTieflings born in Cheliax usually have one of two options. Flee or be taken as a slave for their human overlords. Alexander took a third option: put his skills as a skilled manipulator to good use and work for the Aspis Consortium; and organization that only truly cares about how much use it can get out of its members. Seeing opportunities to expand his influence through the organization, Alexander readily joined as a merchant, distributing whatever goods they needed delivered all throughout the Inner Sea Region. Eventually through his various jobs, Alexander saved up enough money to open his own tavern. Setting up shop in Westcrown with the permission of his higher ups, he now holds a front as a simple bartender while simultaneously acting as a fence for stolen or illegal goods within the city. As of now, Alexander is content to be patient, waiting until the right time to seize more power; after all, there is no need to start any trouble when he had many more years of life left within him. As of now, he opens his doors to all within Westcrown, but especially other Consortium members. Due to a prior arangement with the city guards, all Aspis Agents who seek safe haven can find it at the Twilight's Edge Tavern... for a price of course. |