Yesterday's Captain's page

It didn't look like a twinkie to me.

Then again, it was dark, and I was only 19.

"Cheese!"

"Ginger ale!"

"Smyrph!"

"Flaming bicycle!"

"Beagle!"

"When our powers combine, we are... CAPTAIN YESTERDAY!"

Do you have to take Exotic Weapon Proficiency before you can use an Antonio Banderas?

There's a magical place, we're on our way there,
With thousands of Captains, all under one roof!
It's called Yesterday, Yesterday, Yesterday!

Is that a bra for a bee?

The thing is, if you're not Captain Yesterday, you're not allowed in the thread.

If you're still Captain Yesterday even when you're not, however, that's fine. We'll just have to guess who you're supposed to be when it happens.

Also, here, if your post is at the top of the page, you are Captain Yesterday.

Magazine rack?

Is that an app?

It's where you keep your copies of 'Yesterdays Illustrated', or 'Popular Yesterdays', or 'Barely Yesterday'

If you're very lucky.

My bean curd!

That was Yesterday's bean curd.

It's gone off now.

Get out, get out of The Official Captain Yesterdays Only Thread! No tubers allowed!

*ooooooooh*

Let the potato stay
The potato is our friend
All power to the potato
Alle Macht der Kartoffel

Hey, you!

Yes, you!

Are you Captain Yesterday?

No?

Yes you are.

And this is the place for YOU!

A place to discuss how great it is to be a Captain Yesterday!

To tell everybody how your troubles were so far away!

To swap makeup tips!

To topple cows - and kingdoms!

Come one, come all! The price of one admission is your mind!