Limey's 'Left Behind' : An 'In-depth View'


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I've finally found a 2nd hand copy - for £2, which is more than I wanted to pay, but Quality doesn't come cheap. Now, at last, I have the opportunity to share the Rapture with everyone at paizo.com, whether they like it or not.


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{starts popping popcorn}


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THE STORY SO FAR:

* HAS the Supreme Being completed a pre-Rapture Risk Assesment? I should say not. The Health and Safety Executive shall be informed!
* WHAT is the secret of Rosenwiegel, the King of Fertiliser? Is it his mother-in-law's tsimmes?
* WILL the naughty airline pilot get his wicked way with the glamorous Hattie, now his wife's been transported up to Glory?
* WHY do neither Russia nor Israel seem to have a functional intelligence service?


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Fertiliser King Rosenweigel survives into the second chapter, huzzah, just in time for the Buck 'n' Dirk show, which isn't as exciting as it sounds. The naughty airline pilot has not had his greens, and instead is very sad and has forsworn hard liquor.

Enter a blonde, blue-eyed minor Romanian politician (from before the Ancient Romans, their ancestors, were corrupted by the Mongols, geneticists please note). I think he may be a bad man.


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And now we learn that the CONSPRIRRACEY IS REAL, having thoroughly bamboozled Rosenweigel and the rest of the non-Raptured population, though they bungled a simple bump-nosy-journalist-off-and-make-it-look-like-suicide that Dr. Fu Manchu could have managed in his sleep. A Metropolitan Police Captain has been commissioned to investigate, something that could only truly exist in the End Times.

And have we had a Miraculous Conversion? Yes we certainly have, though how solid it is when faced by 'Time' magazine's Sexiest World Peace Dictator of the Apocalypse remains to be seen.


I'll tell you what, I'm revoking the New World Order's accreditation. Some of the most pathetic murders it's ever been my misfortune to witness.


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Quite. Good news, though - the Great British States now encompass most of Western and Eastern Europe! Ruuule Brittania, three monkeys on a stick, etc.

Also, thanks to Carpathia's tip-top Sexiest Psionic Powers Alive, Turkey is now in Western Europe, but he'd better watch out, as the Tribulation Squad is here, walking into the sunset, arm in arm. Yee haw.

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