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I think that the blue guys are cute.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Dave Gross wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.

Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)

I like that law.

So say we all!

Maybe you could come by and cook breakfast for me tomorrow Hungry Jack.

Was the Smurf broadcasting system broken and I missed it?

James Jack just sounds redundant.

You guys are silly.

Runs from Frat Jack. Later, I have business right now.

Smu^f Jack wrote:

Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.

Half past happy hour. Get 'em while they're up!

That's what Frat Jack said.

Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

I want to announce that in 2012, I will be taking over the US. There will be no elections, only erections from this point on.

Isn;t that sexist, he he

Not in the least, women like erections too! :D

Well, not all women.

And yet even those womn create erections. Unless they are butch.

Tomboys get me a little antsy to tell the truth.

They all look the same with their clothes off, and the lights too if need be.

Wikipedia says you are wrong.

Mi casa es mi casa.

Danger, you are entering a Free Smurf zone.

Fake Healer wrote:

Run my fellow sm*rfs, run!!! It's Gargamel! Ahhhh! Keep a lookout for Azreal!

I'll turn you all into gold! Mwhahahahaha!

You turned into a smurf!

Heathennsson wrote:

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Say now...I don't feel so good...

It must be swine flu.

Yes?

Zerth sort of rhymnes with smurf.

Smurf Jack wrote:

We are us. The same us who want's a g!$# class.

Um I don't think so.

You know you want it.

We are us. The same us who want's a g!$# class.

Sexy post

Well most of the time it has been light hearted on it's own.

Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

Ever seen a smurf with highlights?

The person who takes offense when none is intended is a fool. The person who takes offense when it is intended is an even beigger fool. So says Mr. T

Wake up people!

Now you ruined Sebastian's life for nothing. That is funny as hell.

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Hey! What the...? Something just bit me......

Sorry about that... I thought you were blueberry flavored.

That would be me.

Yikes!

My money is on the dragon.

David Fryer wrote:

And the other half is ** spoiler omitted **

You called?

Someone has been cloning me.

David Fryer wrote:

+5 Vest of Dexterity

Cool. I'd date Angel of Violence, but not your man avatar! :)

You wouldn't date me?

Cracks whip
That makes me very disappointed.

Smurf

We need more cowbell.

Statement that the previous poster is "doing it wrong."

Just checking.

Naked blue chick = Euroliberal

I thought it meant hot smurf porn.

Walks in and kicks a poodle. SMURF!

Orange? Blue? There sure are lots of Boise State fans on this board.

Smvrf Cleaver wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Oh are we playing yo Mama now?

Ok. Yo mama so fat when she try and get outta bed she rocks herself back to sleep.

Yo momma so fat she caught a flesh eatting virus and doctors told her she had six years to live.

Yo fat mama could jump in the air and get stuck.

Yo mamma so fat, she goes to Seaworld and Shamu get's jealous.

You should punt him. He enjoys that.

popcorn popping on the apricot tree.

Hey guys.

Good morning father.

I'll try. downs two, stumbles, jumps on the bar and begins taking off her top You're right, this is fun!

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don't

I wonder if we have annoyed IssacX enough yet. He has only posted twice and and neither of the threads were 551 pages long. I wonder why he is whining about it?

Gary's gonna get angry when he sees that you're bypassing his smurfs. He'll unleash the PostMonster upon you.

I still want to know how they do it.

Aw f%~* it. Even I know when a horse corpse should be left undisturbed.

Well you are the smurfing horse lord.