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22 posts. Alias of Tobus Neth.


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male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!


Shudder


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

Murder us DM Heathy

Did you see my profile!


This is Murder!


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

Murder


Axe Murderer


Fools!


Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress...

Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Take a look at this!
Hey, man, that suit of plate is you!
You'll get some heads tonight for sure!
Tell us how you do!
(Come on, Sir Bluto Sans Pike, give me a break.)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!


it was murdered


What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn around quick, and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no

Big black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Asmodeus's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God's help me

Is it the end, my friend?
Asmodeus's coming 'round the bend
people running 'cause they're scared
The people better go and beware
No, no, please, no

Keraptis what have you done...I see the black dots... so many among the dead


Kruelaid wrote:

See, now you can understand Tobus... and that is just____wrong.

I have Murdered this day!

Red, red rum
Go to my head
Make me forget that i
cut off her head so

Red, red rum
It`s up to you
All I can do, i`ve done
But mem`ries won`t go
No, mem`ries won`t go

I`d have thought
That with time
Thoughts of those villagers
rotting heads
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red, red rum
Stay close to me
Don`t let me be alone
It`s tearin` apart
My black, black heart


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

I need a bottle of Red Rum!I need to forget!(check out his profile..)


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin
Kruelaid wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
The only post I had that was deleted cited Heathansson. lol!
No, no I found it.

Found what!


Dire Wolf

In the timbers to Fennario, the wolves are running round,
The winter was so hard and cold, froze ten feet 'neath the ground.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.

I sat down to my supper, 'twas a bottle of red whisky,
I said my prayers and went to bed, that's the last they saw of me.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.

When I awoke, the Dire Wolf, six hundred pounds of sin,
Was grinning at my window, all I said was "Come on in".
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.

The Wolf came in, I got my cards, we sat down for a game.
I cut my deck to the Queen of Spades, but the cards were all the same.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.

In the backwash of Fennario, the black and bloody mire,
The Dire Wolf collects his dues, while the boys sing 'round the fire.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
No, no, no don't murder me. I beg of you,
Don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.


Murder


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots of flying on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he flew on down the hall
He went into the room where his servant lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother the local cleric, and then he
He flew on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Dead Horse, yes Sir Bluto Sans Pike, I want to beat you...
Vomit Guy I want to...Spllllooorchhhhaaaaaaaa


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

I murdered the whole village! every man, woman and child! I beheaded all 166 of them!

All of the livestock too!


Halt!!kicks off carrion birds
I don't give damn what any of you say I ridin that Dead Horse the hell out here! I've got the murder of a entire village on my hands and in my mind I still need a place to go, all my changes are there. !


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin
Tobus Meth wrote:
My poop talks. Wanna drop acid? 4E tabs. You can run really fast diagonally.

YES!!!!


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin
Kruelaid wrote:

b*!&!.

Suckit!

You really know how to please a she-man!


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

HIT ME!.


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

Kruelaid i miss you and need a hit....