Samuel Leming's page

I liked Chaos before it was cool.

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Revolutionary socialism is way cool!

If you don't like it, you're a stooge of the plutocracy!

[Leans back in chair and reads The Warlods of Mars while waiting for visitors to arrive.]

See, you almost had me 'til you used that word: socialism. That sounds entirely too people-oriented to me. When you decide to convert to the near utopia of hermit-ism, I'll pop over for the free literature.

{sees shadow, scampers back into abandoned missile silo}

Hermitism is too mainstream. Forcing everyone else to live in solitude is much cooler.

*puts on a scarf*

I'm in a band. Does anyone have a pabst?