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Folks I'm away on holidays with poor internet. Please NPC as needed.

Had seen that part :). If that's the case Reta will delay.

Reta swings her new and fancy magic doggslicer at the ugly beast.

Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 Damage 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Perception 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Reta's spots Chuffy stealing candies and almost cuts of his hand with ther brand new sword, sadly the disgusting Goblin is too fast for her...

That was close! Next time ugly Chuffy not so lucky!

Well if you takes that you give me your magic sword. No good in your hands!

Unless mogmurch objects reta will place her greedy hands on the magic dogslicer from the chief

Reta will move to flank with Chuffy.

Reta scuttles around lotslegs and fearlessly slices with her dogslicer.

Attack1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 3 + 2 = 24 Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Crit confirmation 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 2 = 22 Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Reta valiantly assaults lotslegs with her Dogslicer.

I kill you now! the goblin maiden states boldly but her wordds are not followed by actions as she trips over her dress and falls flat on her face.

Attack1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

No Reta like Mogmurch now! Mogmurch you wants to sleep in my tent today?

Reta says with a crooked smile as her eyes are on Mogmurch's new sword.

Ride1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Ride1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
Ride1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

Reta has trouble getting onto squeely Nord in the first place...

Reta would be the best rider but she might also be a good slug eater as I assume it requires a Fort Save.

Reta want ride squeely Nord! Reta strong and good rider! the dimwit goblin bride admits with a toothy grin.

1d20 ⇒ 15

No knowledge local here...

Reta while not the smartest of Licktoad, but the most beautiful and forceful looks up to the chief and inquires.

Gutwag chief sir! Why feed your best Goblins to squeely nord?

Ew yuk... Reta is prettiest of the licktoad. She will mary prince or boss man! Not ugly Chuffy.

Reta is the strongest thoughest and most of all baddest of the licktoads and it is about time that even dimwit boss comes to realize this. Sadly it seems dimwit boss is truly dimwit if the dimwit Chuffy is supposed to be good enough or smarts enough for this special mission.

Reta shoots Chuffy a cold stare just as he bigns to dig deep and slaps the smaller goblin on the back to aid in his excavation.

Tell me if you finds brain up there! Reta laughs.

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