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"Strike me down and I shall become mo....." Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." and with that Rosas-R-Red-2 falls into two pieces...

"ouch"


Recording Officer Rosas-R-RED-2 wrote:

Understandable PHD...it was a blast!!!

Hard to keep a game going for 1700 posts, you did a great job...

As the transbot begins it's movement, I bash Yossas over the head with my Multicorder, then I go after the transbot itself...


Understandable PHD...it was a blast!!!

Hard to keep a game going for 1700 posts, you did a great job...


Begins to cry after getting beaned in the head, making her lose the level she was on!!


"Drive?"

"What are you talking about Yossas?"[spoiler]hits record on PDC[/i] "This is a transbot...it drives, unless you're planning on illegally reprogramming it..."


*fights to be the first in the Transbot...*

Whispers quite loudly: "I know how much Benedict hates bots..."


"Have Benedict wait for a bigger bus...you'd like that right Benny?"


Don't worry I can play your character...I was a happiness officer in another lifetime...heh just kidding...


I'm sure we could recruit a coupla replacements...

"Oh my this game is sooooo FUN!!!"

"Team Leader didja try it yet?"


"Haven't even gotten my laser barrel yet..." better keep playing...

Though this mission doesn't seem to have the fervor of the first group


"This is fun!"

Spoiler:
pause the game momentarily and run a sub-routine and send the game to the rest of R-TPK-4


"Hell yeah!" says Rosas. pulling out her PDF and starts playing with the buttons


"mmmmmm" Rosas moans as she chews on air...


YUM! munch munch munch

Spoiler:
Charm Rolf

"Ooooo HI! do me a favor and chop down those scary trees!!!"

Spoiler:
MWUAHAHHAHA


"Bah, chocolate, now I got this Bouncy Bubbly Beverage to drink!"

Spoiler:
Charm

"You should try some...everyone should try some"

Spoiler:
paranoia RULES!

Then of course

Spoiler:
paranoia RULES!

lick some more B3...YUM!

Spoiler:
paranoia RULES!

oh I got a question...

Spoiler:
not really, she thinks the wall is disappearing and "falls through"

"WHOOOOAAAAAAAAA"

Rosas begins to slide down the wall face first


Recording Officer Rosas-R-RED-2 wrote:

"AH!!! it's moving!!!"

Rosas spins around and hits the wall..

"ooooo" she sputters as the wall is leaking rusty water ** spoiler omitted ** "YUM! B3!!!" as she begins to lick the wall. "That's a new flavor...you guys should try this!!!"

"A little bitter, but nice and tangy!"


"AH!!! it's moving!!!"

Rosas spins around and hits the wall..

"ooooo" she sputters as the wall is leaking rusty water

Spoiler:
She sees Bouncy Bubbly Beverage flowing down the wall.
"YUM! B3!!!" as she begins to lick the wall. "That's a new flavor...you guys should try this!!!"


In her outdoor voice Rosas SHOUTS "ROLF, THIS STUFF IS SOME MEAN STUFF...I GOT MELTING GREEN TREES TELLING ME TO GET AGAINST THE WALL!!!BUT I JUST WANT TO EAT THE WHITE CHOCOLATE...WHAT SHOULD I DO???"


Spoiler:
Rosas looks up from her position on the ground and sees 4 melting green wax trees and a white chocolate fountain...

"ooooo chocolate...I loooooove chocolate"

Spoiler:
Turns on the charm at no one in particular, she's just happy at the thought of a white chocolate fountain....this may be her LAST clone...

"Wow, thanks Rolf...that was a super happy pill, you should give one to everyone!, I don't think I've ever been this happy, well maybe this one time...in band sector."


I sure hope so!

what effects do the pink pill give me now?

In some weird twist of physics, Rosas feet halt, while her upper body continues moving, causing her to rotate face first into the floor, bringing her hands up just in time to prevent a broken nose


Recording Officer Rosas-R-RED-2 wrote:
Rosas takes the pretty pink pill, and begins to break down her recording equipment...moaning and groaning about the lack of fire...

"No we haven't been to PLC yet...we were ordered here before outfitting"


Rosas takes the pretty pink pill, and begins to break down her recording equipment...moaning and groaning about the lack of fire...


Rosas is crushed
"Happiness officer, I need to be happy, I could use some pills...better yet...light Johnny on fire for me...."

Spoiler:
Turn on the Charm


"But Benedict, you haven't fixed my camera yet..." POUT


Benedict-R-NLD wrote:

Sure. Rosas ... whatever you say.

<As Benedict goes to Rosas to help fix her camera, refusing to think about why Johnny is so interested in his anus, he can't help but feel his pants becoming more and more uncomfortable. Too tight, he thinks.>

O&BGM
** spoiler omitted **

Here, Rosas, let me have a look at that thing again.

"It's on the tripod already, just look at it on there...pleeeease..."


Spoiler:
So I guess if I get a critical power use, I'll probably not only charm the person I was trying to charm, but everyone in the room?making a lot of confused citizens???


Spoiler:
Time to turn on the charm....and I think I still have a pervy point to use...

Stomps her foot and whimpers..."Benedict.....the camera is still broken...can you pleeeeeease come over here and try to fix it you super smart mutant equipment guru"


"Ooooo my camera is fixed? let's check it out..."set it up on the tripod, get some test footage..."don't want to miss any good fire!!!"


looks over her shoulder"How loyal...wonder if those boots will work on him..."

That should be good for a pervy point heh


"Quick Benedict, get this camera fixed, we have to be ready to capture th pyrotechnics!!"


Spoiler:
take some practice shots of Rolf with the Blue goggles on...


"Oh oh! Where's Benedict? He needs to fix my CAMERA NOW!!!! THERE'S ABOUT TO BE FIRE AND I NEED IT FIXED NOW!!!!!"

"Yes yes safety first..." as she moves away without grabbing any goggles, setting up her camera hoping it works anyway..."Gotta set up for the shot..."

cues up some great music on her PDC...


"boom???" BOOOOM?"

"OH MY PROCESSOR!!! I MISSED AN EXPLOSION!!!!"

stops on a pinhead and flies back the other direction, PDC filming

"Woooooo check out that destruction....I wonder how that happened!!"

stares at the fire til her eyeballs are dry, and she has spots on her retina


Rolf:

Spoiler:
Dude you should read my old spoilers from Happiness officer Boris-R-LOF, I was doping everyone up, gave the team leader too many uppers!! LOL


Rosas hears Johnny as she continues to head toward Pyrotechnics!!! NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM THAT PLACE...I HOPE BENEDICT GETS MY CAMERA FIXED, or I'm gonna have crappy PDC filming for it instead of 3D mega cam footage!!! WOO


"oh uh, Team Leader...yeah, Zippy is gonna get turned into Smashy...see you at Pyrotechnics!!!"

Yells"Hey Benedict don't call Zippy stupid! He's doing his job! He's a good robot!!!"

keeps on going...rubbing hands together...


"Pyrotecnics!! MMMMMMMMMMM YES!!! C'mon Zippy, let's go!"

Spoiler:
Pyrotecnics, she's not even gonna wait for the team leader...she takes the fastest route possible


ZIPPY!!! Oh I love that name!!!


taps away at the keys of her PDC So what happened? drink too much sea water? eat some of that tainted Peanut butter? what? Inquiring troubleshooters want to know. Good Hygiene keeps you healthy Hygiene Occifer!


Are we waiting on Kruelaid to return?


Spoiler:
Well at least I found the damn thing...meanders around finding her contact, gets the stuff and splits...

KruelAid isn't meant to be ingested Kruelaid ;) ...glad you're OK, hope you're feeling better soon.


Spoiler:
OK I'll swing by there on the way back to bot processing...any close transport I can grab?


Spoiler:
Is the IR market on the way?


Spoiler:
Rosas will swing by her nearest SS contact for some fun fun happy stuff...then hoof it as fast as I can to the Bot Facility

Heh, Rolf you shoulda spoilered that since you were the only one there...nice one btw


Spoiler:
DEXTER HAS HIS FINE PAD OUT?
Johnny-R-OTN wrote:

<Sees Dexter with the fines tablet. Jogs past.>

"Remeber, dexedrine, I can have you strip searched for hygienic tests any time. We cool?"

<Then he'll accidentaloly take the wrong turn...>

GM EYES ONLY:** spoiler omitted **


"Soooooo confusing..."

Spoiler:
I start to head off with Yossa, then after about 2 minutes, I tell him I'm reporting to the Bot Processing plant (after I look at my PDC). Then I swing by a contact for some "stuff" so maybe I can party...


Shrieks loudly! "OUCH!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! I'm freshly decanted!!!"

Spoiler:
did I receive my email about avenging myself on Rolf?

in addition I send myself an email to get back at the Hygiene officer for unnecessary hygiene inspections on a freshly decanted clone!


Your Friend the Computer wrote:

Rosas

** spoiler omitted **

Recording Officer Rosas-R-RED-2 wrote:
Your Friend the Computer wrote:

Rosas

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
No, but I think Team Leader Yossa-R-Ian-1 needs it, he's making us neglect our assigned duty, to get a new PDC that he lost and was broken/smashed/spindled/mutilated/etc...so he needs the class badly...

Your Friend the Computer wrote:

Rosas

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
Computer, does this course in multi-tasking have access to some sort of time/space bending capability to allow the troubleshooters to be in two different locations at one time?

looks at Dexter, looks at Yossa, types furiously into her PDC...it's a catchy tune even that she's typing...

taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...
taptaptap...taptap...taptap...tap...tap...

as she bobs her head up and down while she's typing...that girl's got rhythm

Spoiler:
Friend computer, in the hypothetical situation of your ordering the team leader of a troubleshooter group...say...TPK-4 to a service sector, say...Bot processing Facility 23...and also ordering the Team leader to the PLC Outfitter for a new PDC, the Team Leader, say Yossa-R-IAN-1...orders the team to disobey the computer and go get a new PDC instead of having the entire team head to the Facility while he gets a new PDC...is this hypothetically treason to follow the Team Leaders orders to the PLC Outfitter instead of the computer's mission to Service...WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!! hypothetially?

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