Side eye to Jevar
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Oreb nearly flies into the closed door and circles back to land on her wizard's shoulder, frustrated.
Oreb rounds the corner and picks up speed, attempting to get the layout of the house a find Miacknian.
Hey! Where's my 500 gold!
I've never met the senator as well. THANKS FOR ASKING! the little raven screams before smoothing the feathers on her head with one wing.
The raven takes off from the mages shoulder and flies straight at Telgriette. She does not care if the abrupt presence of a flying bird causes party-goers to duck and become frightened. In fact it would be better if they get out of her way. She flies right up to him and hovers in front of him waiting for him to turn towards her. Once he does: Important business awaits you this way! She flies back quickly, hoping to keep his focus for the moments that he makes sense of what he's seeing. The raven lands in front of Boodiddly and turns back to watch Telgriette expectantly. She whispers back to him. Work that face gnome!
The raven excitedly pipes up from Jevar's shoulder. Oh! That was easy. Will you tell us how it works too? She doesn't turn to notice the wizard glaring at her.
Oreb watches the hummingbird curiously. That snack is bigger than you! But go off. Whoops, she dropped in. Okay thanks! The raven drops to the ground and begins pecking at the stale cupcake (until the party moves on).
The raven squints hard, like she's trying to lay an egg and glows softly before finishing.
The raven hops along Jevar's shoulder, cocks her head and squints at the brutes' mouths. Say, what do you use to sharpen those teeth? Her feathers vibrate briefly as she exhibits a visible shudder.
She flutters over to him, staying just out of crazy-stink-reach.
The raven is almost swept up in a whirlwind as Zandalus dashes away. At least the smoke is further away. She returns to her perch on her master's shoulder.
The raven lifts up to take the charge to Zandalus but she gets confused by the mirror images.
The little raven speeds from the bath of lightning towards the oneirogen.
The raven hops off his shoulder and darts over to the nearest pile of eyeball-substance. *Peck* *peck* *chew* It seems to slide into her beak like any earthworm might. You know, it's not half bad...
After an hour or so you notice the talking raven is no longer present. You notice a familiar beak poking out of Jevar's pack...
All of you noticed? Immediate? HA! the raven squawks at her master.
Wow Urzok, did you tell them a bad joke? They're hurling body parts at you like you're the worst bard in the world!
Jevar's raven suspiciously eyes the puppy like she's being replaced and flies over by it to inspect it more closely. Whatever. It had better not start trying to be funny. That's my thing. Anyway, I think we should name it Ghoul-food. She quickly turns her beak up at it and flies back to her master.
Pathetic. Get it together man! The raven looks at her master sideways.
Hey. Hey. HEY! If he dies I die. Somebody get on this!
The little raven gets a concerned look on her face. You're doing this for science, right?
What's most important is that I was able to make my arts and crafts, with blood, on the floor. We will cherish this time.
Oooh, ah! It's like a sauna in here! The raven darts out of the cupped hands to fly over to the foe. I'm like a phoenix, rising from Osirian! She flies around his head, darting down several times to catch his hair and tunic on fire.
Pfft. He's an orc, not a duck!
The raven flies over to the Eastern door to get a closer look...
Hey, there's blood on this door! It seems like it's seeping through the boards. I'm guessing there's bad stuff on the other side here. I vote for "records" first, too! She sighs and follows along with the group when they ultimately decide on personal effects. You're all going to regret this decision! Spooky noises often have bad sources, not good!
So... once we've cooked the fetuses, what are we supposed to do with them? Hmm, that's not a sentence you use every day... The raven prattles on, not really being much of a help at the moment.
We found some fabulous vacation spots for sure! the raven quips.
What? I just want to see how "in control" this woman is. So sue me for thinking outside of the box.
Now put your finger on your nose and stick your tongue out, and see what she does. The raven looks at him like she's dead-serious.
No, no, NO. Your mischief ambushed us with books. You have the same choice now, that they had then, to let us pass through. The raven declares, indignantly.
Oreb glides towards the door in the mist and circles in front of it several times...
I told you!
Oreb gets as indignant as you could expect from a bird. Hey, hey HEY! At least a have a normal face! Wait... scrolls? What kind of scrolls?
C'mon, let's go! These things are creeping me out! The raven flies over to the opposite set of double doors and pecks at them demonstratively.
It's really starting to smell in here. Can we quit cooking the vermin please?
The raven chuckles as one of the books connects with his master's face. Hey! Don't hit him there. That's his money-maker!
The raven perched on Jevar's shoulder cocks it's head to the side in curiosity at Shakur. Eh, whats that? You never want to leave here? Well, I guess it takes all types!
Um, do you want me to go call for backup? I mean, I don't need to be here and that thing is start to smell as you slice it and cook it.
The raven hops around behind Jevar's feet, keeping him as a shield from the fanged maw. Nope, not touching that thing.
Weeeiird! Can you imagine how big the forehead is? Where's the puddle of giant tears on the ground. The raven hops off her master's shoulder and over near the eye to look for a puddle of salty discharge.
The raven hops down from its masters hand and runs along the ground towards the mass of flesh ribbons and tendrils. Oh, nasty. So if I shock this thing it dies and leaves us alone? Cool...
The raven on Jevar's shoulder croaks in disappointment as he chooses to run instead of taking a stand.
Here is Jevar's raven familiar (sorry, this is the best pic I could find :/ ). I need to flesh out his profile stats better, and both he and Jevar still need stat lines (something I can do in short order soon'ish). |