Onemore |
... you begin as a dust farmer living with your aunt and uncle and get caught up in an unreal story to rescue a young princess who's actually your sister that was captured by a BBEG who, get this, turns out to be your very own father. Now the pets you found at the beginning of the story were once owned by your real parents but somehow forgot about them, BUT, the medling old man that lives not far from your farm that knew your parents very well (and their pets) has no recollection of them either, even though they saved his life countless time in the past. Anyway, that pesky hermit (who is totally responsible for you ending up living on some poor farm) lies to you about your father, and becomes a figment of your imagination when he finally croaks for nothing after supposedly being an ancient knight with mysterious powers.
I know, who would buy a story like that, right?
Ultradan
Hmmmm, I don't know... Maybe if there was some good orchestra music in the background? Oh WAIT... How about if you have your post scrolling, so the words get smaller the farther you read?? Just a thought, other then that... It really doesn't have a chance! :-)