cfalcon wrote:
"female orc skald in our party and was facing off against the captain of these pirates, a large gnoll barbarian with a cyborg cannonball cannon arm"
This is so metal that reading it made my eyes spark irl
The entire campaign is retro 80's cyberpunk fantasy, lots of Cyber-Orcs and robotic laser beam shooting raptor mounts. Taking place on the desert moon of "Chernabog Epsilon-009", a moon scared by endless magic warfare during the age of the old even empire in which the subjugated any and all planets and races in a sort of "manifest destiny". The players are part of a society of Exiles that live by the millions in crashed starships from The Great War large enough to turn into cities filled with outcasts and murderers. The moon orbits a gas giant that is filled with literal Neon Gases that ignite by constant raging thunder storms, which makes colorful ripples of light cover Chernabog at night. Its also so close to this planet that the gravitational pull between them makes a gigantic miles wide raging hurricane of sand at the closest point between the two planets, it travels across the surface in a cycle, and its a low gravity swell that lets the sandstorm be perpetual, also the lowered gravity means the massive Dune style sand worms flock to it to help them feed and not collapse under their own weight. Bassically though its all cyber-orcs, space elves, laser pistols, mad max, magic is a plague like radiation poisoning from the war that gives you immense power before making you explode in like 20~30 years, oh and neon lights... That's my super over the top world of madness and metal awesomeness.