Murder Hobo's page

Ahem.

"Ve buy farm! Ve not murder hoboes! Ve are murder residents! Big difference!"

SPEAK FER YERSELF. IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE.

You sit down for a nice political intrigue game and this alias is the character someone is playing.

That sounds like a table I want to be an accomplice to.

Why would I need to die first to do that?

I THINK THE SOCIETY IS A GENERALLY FINE AND WELL ADJUSTED GROUP OF LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

My VC could beat up your VC!

*scenarios

I'LL WHITTLE THE LITTLE STICKS INTO SHIVS

I can't download either and that's not conducive to my life goals.

Edit: Got it! Let the sweet, sweet role playing commence.

I had her flash the pathfinder gang signs.

But a third level druid CAN'T cast fireball. How could she kill everyone in the area if the party had already arrived?

I like this kid. Think I might be in the market for an apprentice after the last couple got thrown in the dungeons to rot. Or outlasted their welcomes to Skyreach. Or whatever happened to 'em. Not my job to keep track.

I, for one, am getting sick of these novelty aliases.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, SPECIALLY WITH ALL THESE TASTY BIRDS AROUND TO LOOT THE MEAT FROM AFTER I DESTROY THEM.

Kyle Baird wrote:

Pirate Rob wrote:

I've got my Nagaji Paladin of Yaezhing who's survived the first 2 parts and would love to have a goblin to run out in front ally.

We're short a cleric this time around, but do have a paladin. I can talk to the crew. It's a matter of finding someone willing to put up with goblin shenanigans and try to keep him alive despite the GMs (and my) best intentions.

Note that Yaezhing is a Lawful Evil deity of Murder and excessive Punishment. My "Paladin" is actually an Oracle. No channeling, but divine casting at least.

Is he a....peripatetic paladin of Yaezhing?

With all the Sczarni thugs, pickpockets, and assassins running around Skyreach and the other lodges, I don't see why I should be singled out and persecuted just for trying to practice my chosen profession on my own time.

And you can put that in your GUMBO flyers! Long live shadow lodge!

Murder! Death! Kill!