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I'm sorry I knocked it over, but I wasn't thirsty then anyway I promise!


an empty trough


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Easily excitable, Klutzy takes flight, going a whopping four feet before crashing. "Ever!"


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy nervously trots forward toward Boxy, her cross eyes on the lookout for any more trouble. After several seconds of scanning the room, a smile crosses her face. The pony rears up onto two legs, she speaks in a sing-song voice, "We did it, we did it! Thingie goes away! Night turns into...uh.." She pauses in thought of a proper line...then repeats herself, "We did it, we did it!"


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy whinnies as she uneasily nudges the lamp, trying to keep the primal in the light's view. "Concen...trate....pony...magic..." She slurs her words as she tries desperately to focus on the might of Pony Magic to put this thing away.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

well, I won't be surprised if I drop it, given my name at all.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

As I understand it, to keep the light on, I need to sustain it with my major. Now as I have no more uses of exaggerate left, do you just want me to handwave any rolls, or roll with the same dice, or maybe it lessens in power every turn? I honestly haven't much in the way of actions right now, which is fine. I'm a big helper :D


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

If I can use the rest of my round's actions, I'd like to Carouse to help out Boxy, I don't see a range on it so if I have to use a move to do so, I will. LMK if this isn't feasible, of course.

Klutzy trots over to Boxy, tripping in the process, then starts to bite and pull spiders off of him, flinging them away.

Carouse
7d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 5) = 24 +1 Auto success
6 successes to remove spiders from Boxy


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Round two Action

Klutzy hides from the dark primal thing. "Hide hide hide!" She happens to hide behind the knocked over lamp, lowering her head behind the lamp's head. In a less-whimsical tone, she paws at the light. "Light...Light..." Her eyebrows raise up in concern, her wings fluttering, and then she sees a rainbow sticker that some child had slapped onto the lamp. Just like the type her older Small was so infatuated with. Her Small was still out there..."Light! Pony Magic Light!" She cries out, rearing up onto two legs as she paws at the lamp to get it to flare back to life.

Exaggerate Last time this night
5d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 4, 1, 6) = 22
Bonus
2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7
Five successes


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

okay then, I'll do that. I'll go ahead and post my round two action.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

"Meeerrrrppp!" The pony scrambles in her clumsy gait, her wings flapping to help get her away from said unseen fiend.
Using scramble instead of dodge for defense

6d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 4, 5, 6, 3) = 26
Bonus
1d6 ⇒ 6
Bonus
1d6 ⇒ 3
Eight successes! Phew


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

The lamp seems busted now that it got swiped at.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

my round one action was to exaggerate to help out Boxy box.

My round two action'll be light oriented, if Droid has a working headlight, sure :D


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy hops around wary of the great primal threat. "Light light light. What makes light?"

She looks over at Droid, her own little light bulb appearing over her head for a moment. "Ohh oohh! Use your motorlights and I will do more pony magic!" She clops her hooves together happily.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

I thought we were still on round one.

I have no ideas how to generate a light source on my own behalf, but I can say something silly to help, sure. :D


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

can I use Exaggerate on a light source? I know this is more Lie turf, but a super solar beam'd come in handy right now.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Forgot I get an extra auto success on Carouse, so that's up to 5 successes


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy is not paying much attention to the fact that she just about got got. She sticks her tongue out at Boxy, "Eh ohh maah tuung" As the six-sider assists her in cleaning up, she prances a bit. "Pony Magic!" She proclaims, rearing up onto two legs, "Boxy box, we believe in you, go protect them..er us, us from them!"

Minor:
Carouse to eliminate status debuff 7d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 4, 5, 3, 1, 3) = 25
4 Successes to remove the entirety of glue of of myself, and if I can, Boxy too

At first the magic sparkles radiating from her are a bit off center, but it is easily fixed by sheer proximity to Boxy.
Major
Exaggerate 5d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 2, 1, 2) = 17
bonus dice 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10
bonus die 1d6 ⇒ 5

And legends say that Boxy's next attack grew five dice that day.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

hmmm, so what's my penalty then since I didn't do as such? 1/4? Does this mean my Scramble is penalized or just movement?


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

I can wait a week, but I'm afraid we'd lose players if we sit on it too long.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

"Meeerrrppp!" The Pint-size Pony panicks a bit, still covered in glue as she trots around, as chaos explodes around her.

Scramble/Initiative 4d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 3, 4) = 13 2 Successes


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

It is generally a poor thing to listen to Klutzy


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Will this affect Scramble or just standard movement.

"Oops!" Klutzy laments, "I think I stepped..into a lot of something. Its sticky. Bleaahh I gow ih en mah moufff"

How she got glue from her hooves into her mouth is a mystery the dark refuses to answer. She ignores it for the moment as she tries to get to Droid. "Uhff you tuhn the liffe back on ua monsffs will om ack."

Translated from Derpy-ese, If you turn the light back on, the monsters'll come back


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Without really knowing why, Klutzy staggers along in her trademark gait to follow Droid.

Scramble4d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6, 5) = 17 Bonus 1d6 ⇒ 2

Three Successes


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

"Now that the light's out, its gone...right?" Klutzy looks around with her wee bit of nightvision all toys have, at the other two.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

As I am crosseyed, I really doubt I'll get anything here, but what the hey.

Spot! 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11
Bonus 1d6 ⇒ 4
3 successes, can I spot a table lamp with that?

Klutzy looks at the other toys in surprise and alarm. "Where?" Turning her head just slightly, her one off-kilter eye looks right up at the big ole primal.

"W...what do we do now?" She descends back down towards the other toys, anxiously shifting her feet.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

She was already doing that, but without missing a beat, she nods vigorously " Okay! It never hurts to help!"


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy examines the door, mostly by feeling for it since it is so dark, then gives a judging "Hmmmmmm" The eye that's more than a bit off, facing the rest of the crew.

She awkwardly starts to fly upward in this erratic motion as she moves to investigate finding the light switch!


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy looks a bit alarmed/eager to speak up to the two, wiping her hooves off as she talks. "Did Tuffet tell you to come here too? He was trying to organize some ponies...I mean toys to help look into things. Uhm...OH! I'm Klutzy Klops and I'm here to help!"

The pegasus raises onto her back hooves again, "I can fly!...sorta. and...I think we need to find some light." Her tail swishes instinctively, batting at Boxy without her even really noticing.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Anyone have a point in lie?

Klutzy starts singing to herself as she flutters, looking around for the lights, no doubt bumping into a lot as she does so. "~~Day...switch. I need to f--bonk oops....day switch...I really really need to find th---bonk owww..."

Drawn to Droid's gunfire, the pony will find her way with the other two. With a sheepish grin, she says "{b]HELLO THERE![/b]"


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

If anypony...er anybody is hurt, let me know :D


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutz peers around into the darkness as she rights herself. Of course, with her crossed eyes it doesn't really help much. "Hellooooo?" She flits her wings as she looks around. "Is there anyone good in here?" Her courage falters at the quiet, "Or...is there something bad?"

Guts just to see how I react and to familiarize myself with the system.
5d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 1, 6, 3) = 15
1d6 ⇒ 4
Three successes

She raises her head defiantly as she takes clumsy flight, "Well if you ARE bad, you'd better watch out!"


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Outside the Arts and Crafts cabin, a plush winged pegasus of lavender color manages some clumsy flight, wings flapping erratically as she tries to gallop in step in a completely hopeless loss of coordination.

"Come on..." She strains, reaching up to the open camp windows.

Klutzy lands on a window sill, and bellows out "Are there bad things in here!" She shakes her head from side to side, her crossed eyes certainly not helping her presence. "Tuffet said that...uhm...." She pauses for a moment in thought, raising a hoof to her mouth. "He said...that....'...you klutz...why don't you....something....here....get hurt....crowbar....'"

She shakes her mane, "Well, I am here to protect my Small that...I left behind!" Majestically, she rears up onto her back legs, striking a pose.

Klutzy slips off the window sill, bounces off the wall, and promptly lands on her head, sprawled, on the cabin floor. ".....oww..."


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Background:

The Pint-Size Ponies is a cartoon, toy franchise that has managed to be revitalized in recent years thanks to a strong fanbase, leading to a new generation of little girls enjoying their stuffed animals. Klutzy is actually a factory-defect Pint-Size Pony that slipped past Quality Control, giving her a somewhat crosseyed look of one eye down and forward, and the other up and not as forward. However, her Small can't even notice her unfortunate mistake, as Klutzy's Small is only four months old.

Klutzy is aware of her clumsy nature, her inability to focus, and the reality that she is a misfit. A few other toys in her Small's room had initially taunted her with sending her off to an island made just for such misfit toys, but the pony's good cheer, eagerness to help in every situation, and affable nature helped disarm the other toys, even accepting her inevitable spills and trips as 'just her being derpy'

Klutzy is very protective of her Small, and extremely loyal to her and her older sister, who sometimes manages to sneak her away for her own comfort, like away at camp. As far as Klutzy is concerned, being shared by two sisters is the best fate she could hope for, and does everything possible to return the favor.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

I'll set up a bit of BG today probably, and then I figured one of the toys that stayed behind had persuaded me to assist. If that's acceptable, I can introduce myself after writing up the basic background later today.


Female Pint-Size Pony Stuffed Animal

Klutzy Klops

An adorable, kindhearted crosseyed pegasus of the famous Pint-Size Ponies brand.

Stats:

Let me know if anything is wrong, my first time with this system.

Stuffed Toy
24 HP total

Legs 6
Wings 4
Head 6
Main Body 8
CORE 4

Tough 4
Brawl 2
Athletics 1
Guts 1

Fellowship 5
Comfort 3
Carouse 2

Articulation 2
Scramble 2

Imagination 3
Exaggerate 2
Neverland 1

Accessory 1
Armory 1

Armory Item: Limited-Functionality Wings = +2 to Scramble away from enemies

Quirk: Erratic Flight Path - Use Scramble in place of Dodge
Quirk: Not Quite Flight - Klutzy Klopz can manage limited flight, but not in combat
Quirk: Harmless and Affable - Klutzy gets one automatic success on Carousing
Quirk: Tack and Saddle Optional - Klutzy can carry one rider, assuming they don't block her wings.

In Combat: Klutzy would prefer not to engage in combat, instead assist her allies if possible, using Exaggerate or Tack and Saddle Optional. When endangered, she'll use Scramble to flee as best she can, getting 6 dice to do so.