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Beechbar Grumbletongue's page
 45 posts. Organized Play character for Leg o' Lamb.
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NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"The human has the right of it. After a pint or three and some roast hog, then we can give you a proper review of this cave system. That gilman could have made a fine dwarf; he gave the elf the stink eye the whole time we were there."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"You are proper dwarf size now!"
Somehow Beechbar finds the breath to spit out the above as his ample (he's big boned!) frame rumbles towards the log. Wide and flat dwarf feet propel him towards Carolla.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Carolla! 30'!"
Beechbar chants ancient words of power.
Begins casting Enlarge Carolla
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Various sounds akin to the screams of infernal beings emit from the running dwarf. Huffs, grunts, and thumps echo throughout the cave.
"Carolla! Be within thirty feet of me when we face the bovine beast!
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar's ample frame moves with a here to before unknown speed.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Don't ya mean stumbled in to, lass? That elf wouldn't know his nose from an open spigot."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Hey, elf!" Beechbar tosses the ring to Ver'Yanion.
"The frequency, that means with alarming regularity, at which you get beat up leads me to think you will get the most use out of this here ring o' protection."
Beechbar shifts his gaze from Mirima to Krixit and back again.
"Eh. This will help either o' you two scrawny looking lasses. It's for when ya get tossed in the deep end o' the pool."
The potion is an elixir of swimming and the ring is +1
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Gimmie that ya wee thing!"
Beechbar studies the potion.
Kn: Arcana!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Spellcraft!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Beechbar casts Detect Magic on the fancy ring.
Kn: Arcana!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Spellcraft!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar gets a wistful far away look in his eyes. A low throaty rumble escapes his lips. "And then they hurl heavy objects!"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"It is this way or the Minotaur way! I know which I prefer!"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar draws his axe, ready for any action to go down.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar slaps his hands together. He moves them back and forth while intoning an ancient language. His voice reaches a crescendo as he flings open his hands.
Acid Splash!
Arcane Spell Failure!: 1d100 ⇒ 29
Acid Splash!: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (19) - 4 = 15 versus purple critter ranged touch AC
Damage!: 1d3 ⇒ 3
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Take a look at Pathfinder Delver. I think the class features could work really well with Mirima's persona.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar moves his ample frame into the room.
Double move
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar retrieves his notepaper and pen
"Right. I should start recording the happenings going on. Uori, right dude. Invite him to the next party that loud drunk Ulfen barbarian throws. Note to self: Tell him to remind Maldris to get better beer. Anyway, so there was this old timey version of Absalom on a pedestal. Real old. Maybe even dwarf old. Whoa. Let's not get carried away here now. The fancy elf did some mumbo jumbo with a coin and the thing lit up a bit. Ol' Uori was giving the elf the stink eye; knew there was a reason I liked him. There must be some connection between the moon and the tides in that pool. Ol' Uori there was meditatin' like he was communing with a higher order. Don't flatter yerself, Beechbar, he wasn't waiting for you. (chuckle) Must return a few days before the next full moon to study the pool room. We need to see what changes during the moon phases. Ideally, we should return on the new moon. Maybe I will suggest this to that right proper stone lady they have in charge now. SHE would know the value of that science."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar rises like a beast from the depths of Ver'Yanion's nightmares.
Hair and water whip around as he shakes himself dry. It takes a few seconds for parts of him to stop jiggling.
"Argh, now that was a right proper soak. I can see why ol' fish man here sits for a spell every month. Must be his version of 'I'll be in the forge!' whenever his old lady starts giving him the business."
Beechbar slaps a meaty hand on the Gillman's back. "Uori, you are a right proper bastard. Good on ya, mate!" Another slap and Beechbar wiggles into his clothes.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar concentrates on what passes for dwarf meditation (growly, grumbling, loud breathing).
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar strips down to his ample skivvies and plops down in the water.
"The water talks to you? Let us see if it understands a right proper language."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Ha! What is this assist of which you speak?
Diplomacy!: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"He's kinda got the right of it in all honesty..."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"HEY! ELF! Back da f~#@ up! You are giving my boy here a serious case of stink eye."
"I am Beechbar Grumbletongue, scion of Clan Grumbletongue; leaders of the Quest for Sky, and smiter of orcs; Keg Bane. "Who are you?"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar stomps through the water to the Gilman. He stops in front of the seated man.
He waves his arms back and forth. "Hello!?"
Not waiting for a response, Beechbar leans close to the gillman, squinting one eye.
"This is a real nice cave you have here; real nice. Good stone and lots of it, too. I didn't think gillman understood the value of good stone."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar approaches the figure sitting in the water. "Hey! You there! What is this place?"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar turns his practiced greedy eye to the walls.
Appraise!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Diego, Mage Hand is what I like to call "The Poor Elf's Detect Magic". Mage Hand will not pick up any thing magical."
"Hammer? No, but maybe we could use the flat of my battle axe? Unless the bard there knows Prestidigitation? If she does, then she could magic us up a small hammer and rope."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar attempts to use Mage Hand on the small bundle of cloth.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar looks over the contents.
"Hrm. I think I shall take every scroll except for the Entangle scroll. If you wish to have the wands, go ahead."
That one is a little too excited if you ask me. Surrounded by gnomes and elves what should I expect?
"As for the alchemical items, I am happy to carry anything the rest of you do not."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
I would just like to point out the ineptitude of our rolls and the awesome posting of 7,8,9,10 for results. Well done everyone!
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Survival!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Got all I need right here!", patting his ample midsection.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Kn: Local!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
"Gillmen? What in all of the nine hells are Gillmen? Are they men made from or of gills? Like walking flaps of skin? Fishy things? I am not even sure these so called Gillmen even exist."
"Pah, that kind of walk in the woods is nothing. We will get there in plenty of time. I'll set the pace."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Beechbar Grumbletongue, wizard! As I mentioned earlier before you decided to grace us with yer presence, I hail from a long line of Grumbletongues, able to trace our clan history to the Search for Sky. Clan lore has it that Grotgreer Grimbletongue, the dwarf who started our clan, was the instigator of the legendary migration. Tired he was of listening to all the other thin-skinned no beards complaining about living underneath the ground he was. Aye, so he went and told them if they didn't like it they could leave. And leave they did!!"
"I know stuff about magic. And the price of things so we don't get ripped off by merchants. And I can make stuff on the anvil. The reason I carry an axe is because I swing a hammer all day. I don't like that magic that messes with the dead. And none of that fancy stuff either!"
"I speak the proper languages."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar rocks back and forth, eyes wide with excitement.
"Caves... Caves... Caves... Caves... Caves..."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Gods! Another elf! Gnomes, elves, and a beer stealing human! At least this last elf speaks right and proper. Although I think that weapon is compensatin' for something.
Ach, well as long as they all pull their beer weight on this here adventure all is good.
"Hey! Reedy! Wut? The wind blowin to strong for ya?"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"Aiight, I'll be heading home now. I need to get my beauty sleep for tomorrow's confirmation."
Beechbar pauses before the door. His body tilts a bit to the right as his left hip raises just a bit. After a satisfied grunt, Beechbar wiggles his hips and leaves the bar.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
An ill wind blows through the Wounded Wisp. Riding the crest of this foul stench like Death himself upon a black stallion is Beechbar.
"THAT WING OF THE BUILDING IS CLOSED!"
Reaching the table, Beechbar notices there is someone sitting in his chair. Under normal circumstances this would not bother the dwarf. Except this circumstance is not normal.
There is full tower of beer where Beechbar was once sitting.
A low throaty rumble rises from the rather ample, even by dwarf standards, wizard. Beechbar grumble a few words and extends his hand. His face devolves to scowl and snarl as the tower of beer does not move towards him like he expected.
"Guess I do it the old fashioned way."
Beechbar climbs on the table, gathers himself and walks over to his beer, glaring at the human sitting before him.
"Git yer own!"
Satisfied he gave that human what for, Beechbar tips the tower to his mouth and drinks.
"Ach, now you get to buy the next one," he says, pointing at Diego.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar tucks into the pile of meat in front of him. His hands are a constant blur going from table to mouth and back again, stopping only to take a long pull from a pitcher of beer.
While gnawing away at a rather large leg of ham, Beechbar gets a serious look on his face while leaning to the right. A few quick sniffs is followed by a massive grin. Beechbar begins waving his hands in an upward motion.
"Och, this is good one! I need to share it with the table!"
A halfling at the table behind Beechbar pales and faints. A troll sniffs and nods approvingly.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar slides the glass away from Ver'Yanion back to Mirima.
"Whoa no, this isn't fer the elf. If he wants to go trading swords with the boys he can do it on his own whiskey!"
Two saucy wenches arrive at the table carrying a large tray piled high with a mountain of meat and potatoes.
"Ahh! Dig in boyos! We might be here a while!"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Beechbar pours out ample amounts of fire-water into three glasses. He slides one in front of both Mirima and Krixit. The other he keeps to himself. Ver'Yanion notices the absence of a glass of his own.
"Here boys, this will put some hair on yer face!"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Some loud noises catch the tables attention from the back of the inn. A few loud voices are heard, one familiar the other not. Serving wenches' heads whip towards the sound, a few pulling daggers from heretofore hidden areas. More than a few male patrons utter "Sorry I didn't mean to!" with simultaneous hands in the air.
The din quiets down as Beechbar makes his way back towards the group, a keg of ale on each shoulder and a bottle of fire-water tucked under his chin.
"Right, the barkeep weren't so keen on allowing me the run of the bar so I convinced him to simply give me what I wanted. Aye, a little bit of improvised stinking cloud may have helped. He saw things my ways. They always do."
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
burp
"Aren't we supposed to meet two more people here? Bah, just gives me time to drink more beer."
Beechbar rumbles off to order two more pitchers of beer. As he walks away you see him stop and tilt his pelvis a bit. A second or two later, he shimmies a bit and continues on towards the bar.
A few more seconds later, the troll recoils as the aroma hits him full nostril.
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
"All wine is sour. I don't understand how anyone can drink that up jumped fruit juice.
BELCH!
"Excuse me, good trout!" Beechbar pats his ample mid-section.
Finishing off his pitcher, Beechbar laments "Ach, never enough in these human sized pitchers. This place really needs to start serving the beer in towers!"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
Perception Take 10 = DC 17
Ye gods... another gnome! And sword lessons?! I knew something was up with that elf!
After ordering a pitcher of beer (one mug) and four chickens and three lake trout, Beechbar rumbles over to the table and plops down. The chair registers its displeasure immediately and at great volume.
"Wut? I got myself a beer and some grub." Beechbar shrugs when everyone else gives him a funny look.
"Oh, right. Aye, I'm Beechbar Grumbletongue; dwarf. I hail from a long line of Grumbletongues, able to trace our clan history to the Search for Sky. Clan lore has it that Grotgreer Grimbletongue, the dwarf who started our clan, was the instigator of the legendary migration. Tired he was of listening to all the other thin-skinned no beards complaining about living underneath the ground he was. Aye, so he went and told them if they didn't like it they could leave. And leave they did!"
Beechbar smiles, nods his head, and winks at the gnomes while whispering "Grumbletongues." He nods again.
"So judging by the right intimate conversations you all were having, I take you all know each other?"
NG Male Dwarf transmuter 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 13 (10 Tch, 13 Fl) | CMB -1; CMD 9 (13 vs. bull rush, 13 vs. trip) | F: +3, R: +0, W: +4,+2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities | Init: +0 | Perc: +7, SM: +2 | Speed 20ft | Spells: 1st 2/2 +1| Active conditions: Spell Failure 15% chance
A studded leather clad dwarf enters the dive bar. His bearing reveals he is at home in such a place, inhaling a deep breath and smiling. He is rather large and homely, even by dwarf standards. A battleaxe and dagger hang from his belt, swaying back and forth as he strides towards the bar.
"BEER! NOW!"
Sliding his money across the bar, Beechbar grabs his mug and surveys the room. He is looking for the other Pathfinders with which he is to go on a mission. He spots the gnome and elf sitting at a table. An audible groan emits from his barrel chest. Gods, a poncy elf and toothpick gnome. Well, looks like Beechbar Grumbletongue will need to take the lead just like always.
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