Lucius moves to face the pair of crossbow-wielding kobolds, his weapon at the ready.
"I don't have time for this."
Grasping his flail with both hands, he swings it in a wide, powerful arc. The weapon's massive, spiked iron head impacts the head of the lead kobold, crushing bone, muscle, and brain, and lodging in the creature's chest cavity. Lucius jerks the weapon free, allowing the kobold's ruined carcass to fall heavily to the floor.
"Next."
Attack (flail): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Confirm critical: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Damage: 2d10 + 3 ⇒ (9, 10) + 3 = 22
Why couldn't they have saved the good rolls for an actual threat? *sigh*