Meanwhile, Longjing rides proudly on Uesugi's head. "It has been too long, noble steed!"
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This round, Longjing points Uesugi’s wand at Gallix. “We may have had some disagreements, but you have always been a loyal friend to my Noble Steed. It would be a shame if those Windbag Bullies blew you away! Now, you shall be a much bigger one!”
"I'll do what I can, Noble Steed!" Longjing flies as fast as he can for Cup's curative stick!
The mighty dragon slips easily out of the whirlwind’s grasp, and then looks back to Uesugi. “Rawwwwwwwwk!’ he calls out with alarm. “Unhand my Noble Steed you windbag miscreant!”
Taking out Uesugi’s wand, Longjing starts a full round casting of enlarge person on Uesugi. “Let’s make a bigger entrance here!”
“RAWWWWWWWWK!” The mighty dragon flees.
“Raawwwwwk! Of course I’ll bless your weapon, Noble Steed! For I am a mighty dragon, filled with arcane majesty!”
”RAWWWWWWK! Behold the magnificence of this Mighty Dragon!” He glances at the portal and yawns. “No mere planar portal can defeat me!”
“UNDEAD! Abomination! Behold the wrath of dragons!” Longjing lowers his head, and gores the undead on his tiny horns with hitherto unseen ferocity!
He then takes out a wand and calls to Little Dragon. "Take this to Mr. Peppers or anyone who is able to increase my size." Longjing snorts as he is handed the wand. “Noble Steed... Do you not see that I am a MIGHTY Dragon? Master of both combat and the arcane? Have you not seen my awesome ability to shapechange? If you need someone to operate this wand, I will do it!” Waving the stick like a master conductor, Longjing concentrates...
...and begins casting the spell.
Longjing flies over the pieces of paper. “No mere strips of processed woodpulp can hide secrets from a mighty dragon!”
“Bah, D pulverized all the secrets out of them!”
"A mere dog would never terrify a dragon."
"Wa-a-a-a-ait for me!"
“Don’t worry Isa, the mighty dragon sees the key!” Longjing sweeps down to pick it up and flee with it.
“Noble steed, I can see in that darkness fine, and I can guide you in. Grab my tail, or follow my voice!” Longjing leads his steed to battle!
Dashing and Darting, Longjing aids Uesugi’s next strike.
Longjing flies forward to Kresch, staying within the cloud, and follows up Cup’s Glitterdust with his own trick. “Mighty Dragon Inkspray!”
“Mighty Dragon Atta-a-a-ack!”
The mighty dragon takes the entire amount of damage. “Rawwwwwwwk! That stings!” He calls out to his noble steed. “These things are more fragile than we thought! Perhaps it is best if I do not help you in order to prolong the fight!” Longjing withdraws to seek out healing.
“Rawwwwwwwwk! Dread Pirate Attack!” Longjing aids Uesugi’s next attack!
Longjing flies forward with his Noble Steed! Dashing and darting, he charges Uesugi's enemies! "Rawwwwwwwwk! I be the Dread Pirate Dragon! Arrr! Get them, noble pirate steed!"
Longjing delays to attack with his beloved steed. “They’re coming! They’re coming!” Longjing’s Attack with Uesugi:
“I long for battle, noble steed. Are you ready?” Longjing asks Uesugi.
“RAWWWWWWK!” Not wanting to be left out, Longjing flies over the ledger, trying to spot something!
What he spots are the food tables! “Noble Steed, they have at least eight different kinds of fruit here!” He launches off Uesugi’s head and flies off to harrass one of the servers. “Mangoes, ho!”
“Rawwwwwwk!” Longjing preens to see so many calligraphy wyrm dragons about. “No worries, Noble Steed! Look at how many of me there are! And how handsome and dashing I am! Razethka will quail before our onslaught, for now we outnumber her! Besides, she has no steed of her own.” He pauses, looking uncertainly down at Uesugi’s bald head. “She won’t try to steal you, will she? No! For no other dragon touches MY STEED!”
“RAWWWWWK!” Longjing looks down. “Why do I get the worst lucky numbers?”
Longjing experiments with shifting from pen to dragon and back again. BAMF! Pen. BAMF! Dragon. BAMF! Pen. BAMF! Dragon. “I don’t know, but this is something that mighty dragons do!” His mouth looks a bit like a parrot’s beak and he preens his golden scales happily.
“Rawwwwwwwk!” the dragon extends a wing, and then hops on to Cup’s shoulder. “I’ve turned to my true form! Did you ever doubt I was really a dragon?”
Longjing shakes his feathers, eyeing his wings critically before landing on their guide's shoulder. "As you can see, I am a MIGHTY dragon. It's hard to keep one of my kind down for long. Lead the way, Squire!"
"Rawwwwk! Do you think that a mere swipe like that can keep down a mighty DRAGON?" As the Rage Wight falls, Longjing notes, "EXACTLY what you had coming, you sniveling undead! Good work, Sir Gallix and Lady Sirettis!" The little parrot is flying haphazardly, obviously wounded and hurt. Undaunted, he flies in to attack the Yellow Necrocraft to aid Uesugi's second attack!
"Let us slay these foul monstrosities, noble steed!" When Uesugi attacks, Longjing does as well, dashing and darting as he flies towards the eyes of the horrid monstrosities!
But, put off by the undead's horrid appearance, the little parrot fails to aid! This triggers an attack of opportunity.
Longjing rides on the Samurai's shoulder as his faithful steed rides Yurei into battle. It is a mighty dragon indeed that has a mount which also has a mount of its own! "Rawwwwwwwk! Behold foul undead, the wrath of a dragon and his mighty steeds!" If Uesugi gets close enough this round: Longjing will launch itself at Uesugi's target!
Flying defensively, dodging and dancing and weaving, the mighty dragon attacks!
... and misses, for he does not have Cup's bonus to hit!
"Come, mighty steed! And steed of mighty steed!" Longjing follows Uesugi up the hill!
"Rawwwwk! My mighty steed and I can handle anything! Those orcs on the front line have never faced a mighty dragon!" The mighty dragon swallows a piece of fruit in its tiny beak, and then flaps over to land Uesugi's head once more, preening his feathers.
"Rawwwwwwwwk! My Noble Steed can ride anything!" The mighty dragon lands on Uesugi's head, his tiny claws scabbling for purchase. "After being steed to a dragon, can encountering a Gorthek provide sufficient challenge?"
"Unhand my steed, you overstuffed monstrosity!" Longjing darts and dodges towards the owlbear, aiming right for its eyes.
"Thank you, milady gnome. That robotic rascal was fiercer than we anticipated." The dragon rests against Cup, breathing heavily until she heals him.
"Rawwwwwwwk! Come, mighty steed! Let us slay this metallic miscreant!" Dodging and darting, the mighty dragon launches an attack at the construct's face.
"Rawwwwk! Events at the Blakros Museum? That sounds like a mission for a daring dragon and his noble steed!"
Longjing flies forward, ready to aid his noble steed.
"Rawwwwwwwk! No one touches my Valiant Steed!"
"Ranginori." The dragon swoops over the orb, spreading his colorful feathered wings, ready to share his wisdom with the imprisoned deity. "Rawwwk. You and I are similar, our true natures hidden away in forms that are not our own. But no longer. Arise! Be the mighy creature that you are, and take to the free air!"
The mighty dragon flaps off to study the puzzle! May Longjing benefit from the Ranginori bonus?:
"Don't worry, fair lady! My noble steed and I shall slay these gravel-headed guardians!" Dashing and darting, the might dragon attacks, triggering another attack of opportunity!
Darting and dodging, the mighty dragon flies at the Graven Guardian. "RAWWWWKK! These rocky ruffians again? Noble steed, one would think they don't like us!" Flapping his green feathers wings, and grinning with his beak open, Longjing says, "But then again... we don't like THEM!"
Longjing accepts healing from Sirettis, and feels much better.
Cup had taught him about human gods, but all this stuff about elemental lords and imprisoned deities is confusing. "Noble Steed, staring at this thing is giving me a headache. It spins too fast!"
Though bleeding profusely from his wounds, that is only damage to the body. A dragon's heart is true, rallying always to battle. Longjing pumps his green feathered wings, dodging and darting, while trying to peck at the creature's eyes. "RAWWWWWWWWWK! Do you think that one little cut will stop a DRAGON? Think again!" Then Longjing pauses. "Or don't think, and just die. That works for me too!"
"Come, Noble Steed! We have villains to catch!"
Dashing and darting, the mighty dragon flies at the remaining guardian. "We will, we will, RAWWWWWWWK you!"
The mighty dragon partly makes up for Uesugi's lack of haste by attacking himself! "RAWWWWWK! DRAGON ATTAAAAAAACK!"
"Rawwwk. Thank you, Noble Ladies." The mighty dragon inclines his head. "It is an honor to serve with you!"
The mighty dragon accepts the healing!
Once the Fear Circle goes down, Longjing attempts to solve the puzzle, while peering at it from atop his noble steed's head. Cocking his neck to the side, he chirps. "Oh, Fascinating!"
"Vile Vacuous Velociraptors! Rawwwwwwwk! How dare you deceitful dinosaurs challenge the noble steed of a MIGHTY DRAGON?"
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