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Full Name

The Law Offices of Vecna and Acererak

Race

Liches. We hire only liches. What're you gonna do about it? Sue US?

Classes/Levels

Wizard 20 Archmage 10 Attorney 20

Gender

Not really relevant, your honor...

Size

300 dedicated lich attorneys

Age

Combined, over 1,000,000 years old

Special Abilities

Archmage abilities, soul-sucking, mastery over secrets, tax law

Alignment

C'mon, we're LICHES -- it's in the Monster Manual...

Deity

One of our founding partners IS a deity...

Location

Washington DC, The Abyss, The Nine Hells, Ghenna, Greyhawk City, Los Angeles, New York, and Cormyr (opening soon)

Languages

We have lich attorneys on call who can speak any language from Abyssal to Zulu

Occupation

If you've been reading this far and don't know...

Homepage URL

http://www.undeadsue4u.ghk

About Law Offices of Vecna & Acererak

With a multi-millennia, omniverse-spanning record of legal victories, the Law Offices of Vecna and Acererak stand ready to aid you in your legal difficulty. Drunken driving arrest? Call Vecna and Acererak. Busted by the local Paladin order for creating a device that would gate in a demonic invasion? Call Vecna and Acererak. Workman's comp claim? Call Vecna and Acererak. Chopped off your lich boss' left hand and put out his left eye in a failed bid to usurp his position? Umm...that one perhaps is better left to Larry H. Parker (Vec's still a little steamed at that one, the suit's been held up in discovery for eons now...)

Our highly-trained staff of lich attorneys, associates and paralegals stand ready to take yoru case and represent you in court. We guarantee you will get justice or you don't have to pay your soul to us.

Remember that number -- 1-555-LICH-SUE! Call today!