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like a proud papa

...OF THE ROC'S FANS CHANT THE NAME OF THE MOST ELECTRIFYING ANIMAL COMPANION IN GOLARION SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY!

-AND MILLIONS!

FINALLY!

THE ROC!
HAS COME BACK!
TO THE PAIZO FORUMS!

NOW THE ROC WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOUR PARTY ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BECAUSE THE ROC IS GOING TO LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASH!

BUT FIRST, LISTEN TO THE MILLIONS-

which one is the muppet who just likes putting traps on mountain passes for no reason

oh Zyphus, thank you Pathfinderwiki

yeah that donkey can sit on it and twirl as far as I am concerned

yes
if you are looking for endless criticism
you have come to the right place

wait full stop

FULL STOP

OP READ THIS

do your players wish to play these PFS characters in other PFS events at either games stores, cons, other pfs locations etc?

if your answer to the above question is "no"

then just do whatever

if your answer is "yes"

then those players need to own the stuff that they make their characters with themselves

Lamontius wrote:

even in the far future

people will still make questionable decisions
in order to get their bone on

so my guess is yes

{opens Shiftr app, swipes right on Lamontius}

this is both terrifying and makes me blush right down to my bones

even in the far future
people will still make questionable decisions
in order to get their bone on

so my guess is yes

Lucille

wait so in a small number of words
why would I want this instead of herolab
or in addition to herolab

traps
guards
alarms
magic locks
mimics

drink and throw stuff off the roof

Lawful indicates that you have a code of honor, are true to your word, are disciplined, and/or are loyal.

the code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules

what the hell are you guys doing

so many words for just the same recurring thread

waiting for the next pfs scenario to have jingasa on the chronicle sheet

what a timely thread

buy a jingasa
oh wait

RIP Snapleaf
you saved my characters a number of times
see you at the crossroads you magnificent bastard

also instead of the terrible way it is being done now via buried announcements and strange downloads that are poorly organized and displayed

it is probably time to take a look at how groups like Rito and Blizz do their patch notes and community interactions and seek to emulate those

welcome to the clown fiesta paizo

I started to get unhappy about all this
then remembered that it has been ages since I have played PFS and I can do whatever I want in my home games

something something nostalrius

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I do my best
I want my players to have fun
I hope any GM I play with operates in a similar fashion

then again I mostly play with friends and people I know fairly well
this prevents most of the crap nonsense that is here on the forums

coup de grace

thread of the year

please explain the caster/martial disparity
can someone elaborate on when a paladin should fall
how do I do grappling
why does the rogue even exist
how do armor spikes work
is charm person an evil act
why are most CN characters complete dumpsters
explain sacred geometry interactions plz
should I rollplay or roleplay
how much can I optimize before I am considered a cheesing powergamer
why do the forums smell like burning tires

more exposure
more communication
more platforms
more variety

understand that gaining knowledge of the mechanics of the system is just as important here as it is in a video game

most of these answers are just terrible and if used will hurt the game or the group or the player specifically

if there is no way you see that the player is cheating then it will simply average out

the best part about GMing for me is that moment when I look around the table and everyone is smiling

the moments when everyone is laughing and all of my players have bought in

the moments when all of my players are so in-character and so invested in their time at the table that I can pretty much just step back and not even say anything for awhile as they make the world in front of them their own

those moments when I am roleplaying an NPC or an encounter and all eyes are riveted on me waiting for what I am going to say or do next in response to the great play of my group

that is the stuff I do like

expect table variation OP

maybe they should make a skull throne

MAYBE THEY SHOULD TAKE MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources

but if you are asking if you can stack archetypes, one that changes your spells (Oathbound) and one that replaces your spells, the answer is no

I would imagine it would depend on the description of the power - which I believe is touch.

Nope: while her specific entry specifies a required grapple, the Energy Drain ability itself says successful melee or ranged attack. Which would make that possible - but would therefore render the premise of this thread invalid, since it means she must make a successful grapple to use the power.

I will destroy everything you have ever loved

I cannot keep up with this stuff anymore

the reaction when you hear someone else called the iconic antipaladin

do you guys know that scene in Dumb and Dumber where the dude is sitting between them in the dog van and is just screaming GUYS GUYS GUYS

congrats on roughly a thread every other day for two years OP

I ship it

okay everyone I have some amazing news because this thread basically sucks and it needs something good

Jason Bulmahn and Armor Spikes have settled their differences and actually realized they have much more in common then they initially thought

they will be opening a gaming-themed pub together called "The Caster-Martial Discrepancy" very soon and are excited about this future endeavor now that they have buried the hatchet

I wish them both nothing but the best

...bro

use your words OP

computer load up celery man please
computer do we have any new sequences
is there any way to generate a nude tane

I disrespect all of my players equally

wait where does it say that this is a new forum version rather than something that broke that Paizo is trying to fix?

crap thread