Kenny Eastman is the third and least successful of Donald and Cynthia Eastman's four children. He graduated college on the six year plan with a degree in liberal studies. His employment history is checkered at best with positions in mortgage sales, telemarketing and (unlicensed) paralegal work for a personal injury lawyer. He has spent most of his working life contributing to various conspiracy newsletters and websites.
This last endeavor has brought him into contact with a few notable individuals including disgraced former police officers, "psychics", "paranormal researchers" and self-proclaimed intelligence agents. Kenny believes that there is a network of government agencies that covers up alien activities on earth, experiments on human beings and intends to seize complete control over the daily lives of free men.
Kenny has a juvenile conviction for minor possession of marijuana and cannot own firearms legally.
While Kenny is an intelligent man, he is lazy and uses his considerable charm to get ahead. He is a talented card player and is successful at betting on horse-races.
Kenny accepted the job at Sunlight Scoop after he was bodily-ejected from the Montel Williams show. His ambition is to become a speaker on the paranormal lecture circuit. He thinks that he can use the job to make himself known to those who are "really in the know about what is going on". His plans beyond that are not clear yet but they will be. Oh yes, they will be
XP 1300
Invisible castle ID 15586
